Much Ado About Nothing
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When AC Messina's star striker Claudio falls for the team manager's
daughter, Hero, he sets in motion an escalating web of deceit. Fuelled by a combination of lies
and genuine misunderstandings, Claudio is fooled into believing that
Hero is having an affair, and rejects her on their wedding day; whilst
star defender Benedick is tricked into falling in love with his worst
enemy, Hero's cousin Beatrice. With a delightful cast of reporters,
footballers, WAGs and revenge-obsessed scoundrels, will the
truth ever be unravelled? But more to the point, will it result in any
celebrity weddings?
The Shakespeare Today series captures the magic of Shakespeare's original play and sets it in an accessible and contemporary style.
Jenny Oldfield
Jenny Oldfield was born and raised in Harrogate, Yorkshire, and has been writing from a young age. Jenny is a best-selling author of over 50 children's books, including much-loved series such as Half Moon Ranch, Home Farm Twins and My Magical Pony.
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Much Ado About Nothing - Jenny Oldfield
Much Ado About Nothing
Retold by Jenny Oldfield
Illustrated by Serena Curmi
Contents
List of characters
Act One
Act Two
Act Three
Act Four
Act Five
About the Author
List of characters
Claudia Ricci, Lite reporter
Leonato Ianucci, AC Messina’s owner
Don Pedro, AC Messina’s coach
Claudio, AC Messina’s star striker
Benedick, AC Messina’s top defender
Hero, Leonato’s daughter
Beatrice, Leonato’s niece
John, Don Pedro’s brother
Antonio, Leonato’s brother
Conrade, John’s friend
Borachio, John’s friend
Margaret, Hero’s friend
Ursula, Hero’s friend
Luigi Salvo, AC Messina’s physio
Dogberry, security guard
Priest
Act One
We Are the Champions
Major hunk alert! This is your Lite Entertainment correspondent speaking to you from the baking tarmac of Messina airport as our cup-winning squad fly home to a heroes’ welcome. Lite has been given special access to film events on the days following the biggest international footballing triumph since Italy won the World Cup. My name is Claudia Ricci and I’m happy to be your guide.
As you can see, a massive crowd of fans has gathered to greet the all-star team. Amongst them a gaggle of A-listers are here for this celeb-strewn celebration. I honestly can’t move for Gucci gowns and Laboutin heels.
Here on my right I can pick out the club’s sponsor, international financier Leonato Ianucci, his daughter, Hero, and her girl-about-town cousin, Beatrice, all gagging to congratulate our winning team. And lucky me – I’m near enough to listen to the AC Messina lowdown from long-time team physio, Luigi Salvo, who flew in ahead of the boys.
‘They’re coming into gate H5, right?’ Leonato wants to know.
‘Yeah, that’s them taxiing towards us as we speak.’
‘Terrific final. Great play. But did the game throw up any serious injuries?’ Leonato is already looking ahead, worrying about the next match.
‘A couple of minor niggles, that’s all.’ Luigi is happy to put the money man’s mind to rest.
‘And Claudio was Man of the Match?’
The physio is craning to get a look at the plane, but he can’t get away, not from the man who pays his wages. ‘He deserved it. He was everywhere – up front to score, back in defence when it was needed. The kid was phenomenal!’
‘His family will be over the moon,’ Leonato comments.
I lean across with my microphone, recording every word.
And now Beatrice butts in. To be fair, it’s been at least sixty seconds since the girl last opened her mouth. ‘So is Benedick on the plane with the others?’ she asks Luigi.
‘The last I heard he was.’
‘I’m amazed!’ (She isn’t really – she’s just saying it for effect.) ‘That he reached the airport in time,’ she explains to Hero and her uncle. ‘What with all those girls he had to say goodbye to.’
‘That’s a little harsh,’ Leonato warns. He’s just noticed me and my cameraman. ‘Benedick played brilliantly. He was up there with Claudio for Man of the Match.’
‘Oh, Man of the Match. I’m sure that’s what the girls called him,’ Beatrice flashes back.
Uncle Leo picks up on what she’s trying to imply. ‘I’m talking about his performance on the field, what are you talking about?’
Beatrice can’t resist playing on the double meaning. ‘Yes, Uncle – Benedick’s