Is Mr D TOO OLD?

“Remember how badly we did at the Eurovision Song Contest this year? And pretty much every other year, come to think of it. Well, I think I have the answer: Mr Dear should represent us in the 2022 contest.

I came to this conclusion after finding him in the sitting room, beating up the piano and torturing some ABBA songs. Even if he didn’t win, he’d give Europe a jolly good laugh.

Actually Mr D is quite a good pianist, all things considered. It’s true that