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    The Abridged ABRIGD
    The Abridged ABRIGD
    The Abridged ABRIGD
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    The Abridged ABRIGD

    By The BITS Inspector

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    Oh, my Lord-IT, a MAD-ONNA MAGIC TRICC! Call the Sissy and check your BRITCHIS!
    The Sissy o’ BIG-AM-I BITS is set to PUKE for a FLAPPING MAD-ONNA-MAGIC COMMINGS that leads to MAD-NESS and the largest DOLLY-disappearing TRICC since the wwoopsi-net went WOWI.
    What a load of old (perfect) Gibberish. The Abridged ABRIGD provides a no-nonsense fast-track understanding of such exceptionally rare examples of incredible Gibberish: It’s a simplified Gibberish dictionary.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBitsi-Lite Publishing
    Release dateFeb 23, 2018
    ISBN9788793696129
    The Abridged ABRIGD
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    The BITS Inspector

    The BITS InspectorTM, aka Bitsi, or just Bisi to his friends, is a family man above all, a scientist in the field of wireless communications, a passionate IT professional and businessman, and a crime fighter. He's committed to the protection of the world at large, with a special focus on the safety, peace, and happiness, indeed, the future, of humankind.

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      The Abridged ABRIGD - The BITS Inspector

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      You struggle with the concept, and wrestle with the words, tripping and stumbling over the meaning, but no matter how hard you try, it all seems like…Gibberish, Gibberish, and more Gibberish! Well, you won’t find much else among these pages, unless you read carefully.

      Hmmm, by that look in your eyes, it appears I haven’t been clear enough. We need to get on the same page!

      This page:

      So, set aside all this Gibberish for now: it is, after all, just a little tomfoolery in an otherwise criminal, and deadly, and frightfully hurtful world.

      *Get a taste of how criminal: A Bisi Day!—Chapters 1–5FREE

      Sense the deadly nature: A Bisi Day!—Chapters 1–12 FREE with subscription to Bitsi’s news-mails. Only available from the author website.

      *Read the full story: A Bisi Day!

      If, however, you did manage to crawl your way through The Abridged ABRIGD while fighting off a burning desire to scream, This is incredible Gibberish, and, you think you have some great ideas you’d like to contribute,

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