Namaste with Sasquatch 4: Monsters in the Woods, #4

By Virginia Wade

Back by popular demand! Author Virginia Wade has come out of retirement to write another steamy Bigfoot series.

Nearly drowning from a freak storm on the lake while doing paddleboard yoga, Kia realizes just how important Teddy is to her, the horny Sasquatch shadowing her every move. Roland Shepherd offers her a deal—a job with a nice salary to stay with Teddy at his ranch in Aspen, but can she trust him? Will she give up life in the suburbs to become a Sasquatch's wife?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Virginia Wade
• Release date: Jan 5, 2018
• ISBN: 9781370080779

Virginia Wade

Virginia Wade is the bestselling author of erotica and erotic romance. Known for her Monster Sex series, the Cum For Bigfoot saga, she has penned tales in a variety of subjects, such as a modern, naughty retelling of Jane Austen's most popular novels and a series on lusty Vikings, in Cum For The Viking, parts 1-5. She has explored sex in outer space with Bred by the Alien and taken readers on a journey to ancient Rome in Conquest of the Gladiator. A mother of two, and a wife, she realized a lifelong dream of writing and publishing after her oldest child graduated from high school. Earlier forays into self-publishing yielded few sales, but the experience and knowledge gained were immeasurable. Once she dipped her toes in erotica, with the publication of Seducing Jennifer, which has now been titled, Jennifer's Anal Seduction, the possibility of success presented itself, as the story found a home in the Erotica Top 100. Her second story, Stacy and the Boys, also rocketed up the charts, reinforcing the idea that writing in this genre was not only fun, but also profitable. An idea to write a campy, teen horror-fest, with a Sasquatch protagonist, led to the creation of Cum For Bigfoot, which is essentially a series of stories spanning several years in the lives of a tribe of Bigfoots and their human lovers. The silliness, the romance, and the sex struck a chord with readers, who enjoyed the adventures of Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie, while the kidnapped teens came to love their hairy abductors. The series is now on its fourteenth installment, with more to follow. Cum For Bigfoot was featured in the October 2012 issue of Penthouse Magazine. The article, Paranormal Porn, was written by Nick Redfern. Visit my web page at https://virginiawadeerotica.wordpress.com

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1

Not quite dawn yet, Jen and I dressed and left the house where Teddy continued to sleep, his soft snores filling the bedroom. The forest at this hour remained nearly soundless, even the crickets utterly silent. Leaves crunched beneath my feet, a chill making me shiver through the light jacket I wore. I glanced at my friend, seeing her with her head down and hands in her pockets.

I’m so tired, I whispered, chuckling.

I could sleep for days.

We had dozed for a while, the three of us on a bed, although Teddy’s legs hung off the end, due to his height. I wish Roland would give up. It should be obvious Teddy doesn’t wish to get caught.

It’s their … animal.

He’s not an animal.

No, but I don’t know what else to call him. He belongs to Shepherd Industries. They made him. They want him back. He really should leave and go further north. The people who own that house are gonna come back at some point. In the gloom, she stumbled. Shit! I can’t see shit!

Lights up ahead. The cabin’s are coming up.

I’m skipping yoga this morning. I just can’t. I have to take a shower, but I’m too tired to stand.

Me too. Earlier this evening, Roland Shepherd offered me a job as Teddy’s partner. He said I could work for his company. He would pay me a nice salary. His words replayed in my mind. He’d kissed me too, which added another layer of confusion to the whole situation.

You won’t tell my husband about this, will you?

About you having sex with a walking carpet? I giggled at that, seeing the path up ahead, small lights hidden on either side.

Yeah, that. It doesn’t really count. He’s not really … human.

I beg to differ, but if it makes you feel better, keep telling yourself that.

Greg can’t know, Kia.

I’m not saying anything, don’t worry. Nobody would believe us anyway.

Oh, yeah, she mused. You’re right about that.

Approaching the cabin, I turned the knob on the door, the interior dark. Mandy slept on a bunk bed, her form hidden beneath a blanket. I’m gonna shower, I whispered.

Me too. I’m sticky from cum. He sure has a lot of it.

I suppressed a laugh, digging through a drawer to find clean clothes. Shush about that.

She held a backpack. I’ll meet you there.

After she left, I exchanged the sneakers for a pair of flip-flops, hearing Mandy say, It’s almost dawn. She sounded groggy.

Sorry. Didn’t mean to wake you.

You guys were with that Bigfoot, weren’t you? I knew it the moment Jen left. I can’t believe you guys.

Just go back to sleep. Don’t worry about it. I slipped from the cabin, frowning into the darkness. Absolutely nothing had been resolved, the only good news being there were still a few days left at the yoga retreat.

Sleeping in, Jen and I missed meditation and a Hot Vinyasa class. By the time we ventured over to the house, breakfast had come and gone, the chef, James, taking pity on us and making pita bread sandwiches. Mildly hungover from all the wine last night, I glimpsed Paige outside on the deck. Seeing us, she entered the house, approaching.

Good morning, ladies. A smile appeared. We missed you at meditation and yoga. Is everything okay?

Jen cast a slightly guilty glance my way. I … wasn’t feeling well. I got my period, she lied.

I had … a migraine last night. That was also a lie.

Well, I hope you’re all recovered. We’re heading to the lake again, but for yoga paddleboard. The bus leaves in thirty minutes.

A smile appeared on Jen’s face. That sounds like fun.

Is there anymore news about … the rabid bear situation? Have they caught him?

Not that I know of. You left the party with Mr. Shepherd last night. I thought you might know more.

We had a drink, and I came back. The headache started then. I remembered what happened, how Teddy broke through one of his windows and took me away. Did anyone else know about that?

Her expression remained neutral. I’ve a few things to do. Just be ready in a half an hour. It should be a fun excursion.

We will. Jen had a sip of coffee. I just gotta change.

I eyed the partially eaten pita on my plate. Me too.

We left the house a few minutes later, seeing some of the other ladies on the deck, chatting. Jackie waved, saying, What happened to you last night, Kia?

I had a drink with Mr. Shepherd. He’s renting a house nearby.

She smiled. Oh, I see.

Brie and Shawn appeared, Brie, saying, We’re leaving soon, ladies. Paddleboard yoga. Don’t forget your sunscreen.