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Planet Panic: Notes from the Queen of Procrastination
Planet Panic: Notes from the Queen of Procrastination
Planet Panic: Notes from the Queen of Procrastination
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Crazy things keep happening to Pam Pastor and she is left with no choice but to chronicle them. In this second collection of stories, she tells us:

How Pong Pagong ended her shot at stardom;
Why her grandma burned all her trolls when she was in sixth grade;
How she terrorized her brother on Facebook;
Why she became a flower girl at 31;
How a New York socialite almost kidnapped her;
How she learned survival skills from Bear Grylls; and
Why taxi drivers think she’s the white lady of Balete Drive.

There are also tales about dead rabbits, Potato Corner, thirty bras, hospitals, a missing terrarium, New Kids on the Block, beer, and balikbayan boxes. Fun for the whole family.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateNov 1, 2017
ISBN9789712732041
Planet Panic: Notes from the Queen of Procrastination

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