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    One of the Smarter Ones: Uncollected Anthology: Warlock, #14
    One of the Smarter Ones: Uncollected Anthology: Warlock, #14
    One of the Smarter Ones: Uncollected Anthology: Warlock, #14
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    One of the Smarter Ones: Uncollected Anthology: Warlock, #14

    By Stephanie Writt

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    I can’t believe they fired me!

    I mean I could have done without the pomp and circumstance of being bodily thrown from the department store. How was I to know that I was a raging lunatic? No one had told me that until that day. I mean, according to Pierre Marie Jerk-nad, I was a true wad of bonkers. Lost to the realms of the drooling and eating my own crap.

    Well, I can attest to right now that I have never eaten my own crap.

    And whatever I’d done to make him think I was a raging lunatic I was going to try to avoid today, because today I started my new job.

    And I forgot to put on underwear.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStephanie Writt
    Release dateNov 1, 2017
    ISBN9781386949855
    One of the Smarter Ones: Uncollected Anthology: Warlock, #14

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