The Art of Lying: A Moral Guide on How to Properly Lie, Cheat, Deceive, and Manipulate

By Sally Fairfax

Get what you WANT in life! DESTROY competition! Get AHEAD of the game!

Everyone lies. Learn to do it the right way.

Why get your juices flowing on things like honesty, integrity, and authentic, non-superficial relationships when you can lie and cheat your way through all of it and have a great chance of freedom, gratification, and chance for moral or immoral success?

This game-changing guide is for aspiring con-artists who want to shake-up their routine and embrace a powerful new approach to hoodwinking, swindling, fooling, double-crossing, rooking, wheedling, coaxing, and above all sweet-talking your way into anything. Are you ready to LIE?

You will learn:

    •    Proper body language when lying.
    •    Befriending the correct people/targets.
    •    Learning to be better than Robin Hood himself!

    •    Building genuine trust and rapport within targets.

    •    Developing the image of an honest man/woman.

    •    Covering your bum-bum!

    •    Overcoming guilty feelings.
    •    And much more! Click on “Look Inside” to Learn More!

• Language: English
• Publisher: (unknown)
• Release date: Jul 8, 2014
• ISBN: 9781386921219

Book preview

Introduction

I know what you’re thinking: Does this guy think he can just write something as controversial and frankly offensive as making a book literally showcasing how to do the one thing that I, personally, hate more than anything in the whole, wide world?! Lying. Fibbing. Faking. Really!

Well, firstly, I’m a woman, so that’s a start; and secondly, it would be a lie in and of itself to say that you, personally, have never lied not once or twice before in your very short, falsely noble existence. Lying is an absolute virtue, an absolute gift! Lying is the one thing that separates the big dogs from the little dogs; it’s the thing that separates that guy in the interview ahead of you who lied and said he was The Rock’s personal chef and got the position over you to be a boss who makes 70% more of you in pay; it’s the women at the bar who sits there, looking beautiful as ever in her tight, revealing mini-skirt, faking conversations just so you, the sucker of a man, can buy her a drink and she can walk away scot-free because you weren’t able to deceive her in the way she deceived you.

A con cannot deceive another con. A looter cannot loot from another looter. A cannibal on his way to eat will find that if he runs into another cannibal that is stronger than him, he will run, quite literally, for his life. That’s the thing I’m defending. I want you, my humble and adoring reader, to be that second cannibal and get the things that you want in your life.

Why do this? What makes lying so great and idealistic? For the simple reasoning that has led people to believe that telling the truth can set you free. It doesn’t . . . and I can prove it: If, say, a young teenager gets into a car crash, one that has absolutely zero witnesses, and hits another car with a mother and daughter inside, and tells the arriving police officer that the mother was the one who, in fact, hit him and that he is innocent as a sinless do-gooder at church, and obviously sells it and convinces the officer of this lie, the officer will save him