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pspelling rewls
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The first set of spelling rules (from 2010-11) for psecret psociety are gathered into this 1600-word short story. A basic sentence grows stranger with every spelling permutation. Of the nine spelling rules presented, only one is 'etched in pstone'.
"Psharlene, wone kewl majikal ladie with eigh gnu psmartfone phrom the {anging psitie, psaw the phewlish pskewlboy eat eigh krimson toadstewl."
Maybe it will encourage you to add one, too.
More linguistic mayhem.
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