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    BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus
    BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus
    BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus
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    BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus

    By Jeffrey Lewis

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    Reminisce with a baby boomer as he reflects on some of the major events that took place during his generation and the humorous way he weaves them into his inevitable aging process.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHillcrest Media Group
    Release dateApr 3, 2015
    ISBN9781634134439
    BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus

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      BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY and Thesaurus - Jeffrey Lewis

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      CHAPTER ONE

      BABY BOOMER DICTIONARY AND THESAURUS

      AARP Magazine: baby boomer’s Playboy

      Acorn: baby boomer’s receding penis

      Adult Feeding Bib: baby boomers future necktie

      Air Conditioning: best baby boomer-era invention

      American Bandstand: baby boomer’s first dance instructor

      Amplified Phone: baby boomer’s open line of communication

      Anal or Rectal Fissures: baby boomer’s anatomical anomaly

      AstroTurf: Euell Gibbons’ possible cause of death

      Automatic Transmission: no texting without this invention

      Baldness: baby boomer’s cure for dandruff

      Ball Cap: baby boomer’s cure for baldness

      Baseball Cards: baby boomer’s first investment portfolio

      Bed Rails: baby boomer’s nighttime protection

      Blast from the Past: baby boomer’s rotary dial telephone

      Blood Pressure Medication: male baby boomer’s birth control

      Bob Hope: hero of baby boomer veterans

      Boob Tube: baby boomer’s first experience with hi-tech inventions

      Botox: adds new meaning to in your face

      Bucket Seats: the original baby boomer birth control

      Chain Gang: baby boomer’s early years doing forced yard work

      Changing Foliage: baby boomer’s gray pubic hair

      Chernobyl: baby boomer’s cooking skills

      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire: baby boomer too close to the campfire

      Clap On, Clap Off: baby boomer’s contribution to energy conservation

      Clear as Mud: baby boomer’s Medicare application instructions

      Corn on the Cob: baby boomer’s fond memories

      Corvette: older baby boomer’s pacifier

      Cushioned Hip Protectors: baby boomer’s athletic equipment

      Dead Giveaway: baby boomer’s liver spots

      Dementia: baby boomer’s intellectual property infringement

      Dentures: baby boomer’s replacement parts

      Depends: baby boomer’s undercover security

      Disco: relax, it’s only music

      Doctor’s Office to Pharmacy: baby boomer’s full day

      Don’t Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth: pharmaceutical samples

      Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.: baby boomer’s Peaceful Warrior

      Dr. Scholl’s: baby boomer’s favorite physician

      Drive-in Movie Discount: baby boomers in the trunk

      Driver’s Test: baby boomer’s

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