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    Zoo Are You?
    Zoo Are You?
    Zoo Are You?
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    Zoo Are You?

    By Mike Bozart

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    Agents 32 and 33 take a trip from Charlotte to the NC Zoo (USA) in Asheboro on a cool and cloudy April day. They see and comment (in the usual bizarre fashion) on the zoo-enclosed animal species. Monique is elated when she sees her favorite animal: a giraffe. A conversation between a pair from Nash County (NC) is recorded. 

    Later, they have dinner at a Taco Bell in Asheboro, in which portion sizes are discussed.

    Then at a frozen yoghurt shop, Asheboro and Asheville are compared and contrasted by a young counter clerk.

    Approx. 2100 words.

    Another one in the psecret psociety pshort pstory pseries.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMike Bozart
    Release dateMar 15, 2017
    ISBN9781311145468
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