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Boot: The Three Point Plan
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Once upon a time, shortly after a prodigious financial crash, there was a ‘highly capitalised legacy-fling’ called Petswell MacHeath, which advertised itself as providing ‘original solutions for unconventional business problems’.
But in these difficult times, what could such a glossy new start-up possibly want with Anthony Booth, aka Boot, fresh out of juvenile detention and set to work as a gardener? And what could it be doing with Miff (“Social pays me and gives Pigswill Macbeth a retainer to keep me on”), and why would it want to recruit Boot’s gardener mate, Asbo (“I like thistles – you don’t argue with a thistle”)?
But, strangest of all, how can it be that Petswell MacHeath leaves it entirely up to these three inexperienced social leftovers to develop a business plan of unsurpassed sophistication? By the time these questions are answered, only one question will remain: will Boot, Miff and Asbo be able to save Civilisation As We Know It?
Along the way, humour, comedy, farce and satire vie with each other in a story of ultimately epic proportions. Boot: The Three Point Plan will appeal to those looking for a hilarious romp that will keep you guessing.
But in these difficult times, what could such a glossy new start-up possibly want with Anthony Booth, aka Boot, fresh out of juvenile detention and set to work as a gardener? And what could it be doing with Miff (“Social pays me and gives Pigswill Macbeth a retainer to keep me on”), and why would it want to recruit Boot’s gardener mate, Asbo (“I like thistles – you don’t argue with a thistle”)?
But, strangest of all, how can it be that Petswell MacHeath leaves it entirely up to these three inexperienced social leftovers to develop a business plan of unsurpassed sophistication? By the time these questions are answered, only one question will remain: will Boot, Miff and Asbo be able to save Civilisation As We Know It?
Along the way, humour, comedy, farce and satire vie with each other in a story of ultimately epic proportions. Boot: The Three Point Plan will appeal to those looking for a hilarious romp that will keep you guessing.
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