Laura's Baby
()
About this ebook
Laura's Baby is Book 3 in the Laura series of erotic comedy fantasy novels. Shortly after our wedding Laura discovers that she is pregnant with our first child. An ancient Arthurian prophesy about a mystical Red Moon Child is becoming manifest. The Reverend Popplethwaite stumbles upon a group of crackpot devil worshipers holding a black mass in his church cemetery late one night, and chases them away. They then move into Dunehaven and it soon becomes apparent that Laura and I are being stalked. Through psychic means, they also are aware of the Red Moon Child prophesy. What do they want? What are they up to? We don't really know. Unable to get near us, they decide to turn their attentions towards our friend Jessica, and abduct her for some perverse sexual ceremony in the cemetery at night. With the aid of our magic fossil toad, Laura and I, together with our friends Debra and Vince, have to launch a desperate rescue mission which culminates in me having to impersonate Old Nick himself!
Robert Townsend
I was born in the village of Histon, which is just outside Cambridge, England, in December of 1959. When I was four years old and my younger brother was one the family moved to a house in Stevenage, Hertfordshire as my father had obtained a new and better paid job for Stevenage Borough Council as a Public Health Inspector. At the age of fourteen, while still at school, I became very interested in astronomy and stargazing. I obtained my first good proper astronomical telescope in 1976 for my sixteenth birthday. After leaving school I went to work for a small company making quality hand built astronomical telescopes at Astro-Systems in Luton. I was made redundant eight years later when the owner emigrated to America to work designing telescopes for Celestron Corporation. There followed a series of short term jobs that were only temporary. Later, I went to college and did a course in creative writing. I had already written several short stories with a science fiction/fantasy theme. This was followed by a romantic autobiographical account of some personal experiences called "Terpsichore's Fire". Later, I returned to fiction and in a flash of inspiration I hit on the idea for a full length comedy/fantasy/sexy book, and "Laura's New Boyfriend" was born. In the last ten years or so, when I get the time, this has been followed by three more full length books with the same comic characters, plus a few new ones. They are: "Laura's Wedding", "Laura's Baby" and "Laura's Child", I would like to see them published online and in paperback someday soon. I also have ideas for other comedy stories with different themes and characters, some of whom are based on real unusual and eccentric people I have met over the years. I also like doing wildlife photography, prehistoric model making, Chinese food and drinking real ales in country pubs. I live with my girlfriend Sarah in Stevenage and my star sign is Sagittarius. Robert Townsend, Astronomer and Author.
Read more from Robert Townsend
Terpsichore's Fire: A True Story of Obsession Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to Laura's Baby
Titles in the series (5)
Laura's New Boyfriend Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaura's Wedding Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaura's Baby Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaura's Child Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaura's Family Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related ebooks
Forbidden Sanctuary Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Savage Headhunters: Tales to Make You Vomit, #3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Last Apprentice: Curse of the Bane (Book 2) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Into the Mirror Black Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJoy and Josephine Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Age of the Magi Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWorld of Light and Darkness Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDeadly Pursuit Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Esther Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCarmilla Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Prey for The Dead Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHadrian's Trader Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe End - The Wayfarer’s Guide To The Apocalypse Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Retreatants Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Oort Perimeter: Earthfleet Saga, #1 Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5When I Was Dead and other stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Map to the Stars Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMistflower - The Loneliest Mouse Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Faded Souls Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Haunted House Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Legends of Christ Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIf Any Man Sin Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Ashes of Around Twenty-Three Strangers: A Tor.com Original Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBuying Time Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPeccavi Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOver the Sliprails Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHuckleberry Finn Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Daughter of Spain Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChrist Legends Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDeus Ex Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Favorite Half-Night Stand Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nothing to See Here: A Read with Jenna Pick Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Britt-Marie Was Here: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/51,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for Laura's Baby
0 ratings0 reviews