Dummy Hubby
By D. Kalten
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Most of us have had someone in our life, at one time or another, that has done something really stupid or silly without thinking. What if the silly antics or the stupidity happened almost daily? Laugh along with some of the antics a wife had to deal with and be glad it was not you as you read some of the true situations she dealt with.
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Dummy Hubby - D. Kalten
Dummy Hubby
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D. KALTEN
Dummy Hubby
Copyright © 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 D.KALTEN
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Contents
Forward
Chapter 1 – The Checkbook
Chapter 2 – The Keys
Chapter 3 – The Desk
Chapter 4 – Wreaths
Chapter 5 – Mail Box
Chapter 6 – New Car
Chapter 7 – Christmas Gifts
Chapter 8 – What Question
Chapter 9 – Wacky
Chapter 10 – Mayonnaise
Chapter 11 – The Washer
Chapter 12 – The Well
Chapter 13 – The Store
Chapter 14 – Rainy Eve
Chapter 15 – Potpourri
Chapter 16 – His Pizza
Chapter 17 – Tomatoes
Chapter 18 - Shrubbery
Chapter 19 – His Diet
Chapter 20 – His Room
Chapter 21 – Surgery
Chapter 22 – Divorce Antic
Forward
Most of us have had someone in our life, at one time or another that has done something really stupid or silly without thinking. What if the silly antics or the stupidity happened almost daily?
Laugh along with some of the antics one wife had to deal with and be glad it was not you as you read some of the true situations.
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Chapter 1 – The Checkbook
One day Hubby Dear was going to go run some errands he decided he needed to do which was not a problem; however he said he needed the checkbook.
The wife got the checkbook for him and told him how much was in the account that he could use. That meant money was being held for a bill that was due to come in.
He picked up the checkbook and down the road he went to take care of his important business which was really nonsense things that some of we gals would call ‘macho man’ things. She knew what was coming when he got home as she had been through his various checkbook antics in the past.
A few hours later he was home and she asked him for the checkbook so she could tally up the ledger. Hubby had no idea where he put it and he began a search. It took about an hour but he found it on the floor of his truck under trash he had thrown down there. He brought it in and put it on the kitchen counter.
As usual the wife sat down at the table with the calculator to figure