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    Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)
    Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)
    Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)
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    Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)

    By Tracey Meredith

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    An anthology of daft rhymes for children of all ages (8 years upward will appreciate most of them). Meet the Budgie with no beak, a vegetarian dragon, and a philosophical koala bear. Learn from the fates of the Avaricious Aardvark and the Belligerent Baboon. Join Rosemary in her search for the Querulous Cat. What really happened between Red Riding Hood and the wolf? Do you know what yetis or tortoises dream about? Did you know that yak are big tea drinkers?
    33 poems of varying length, with more than a nod to Belloc and Dahl, most of which aren't to be taken too seriously.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTracey Meredith
    Release dateJan 1, 2016
    ISBN9781311678829
    Never Put Your Hand in a Crocodile's Jaws (and Other Useful Advice)
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    Tracey Meredith

    Tracey lives in the west of England and has done so for the last 30 years or so. She started writing to encourage her son to read something other than train magazines- the idea being that he would tell her what would happen next and then she would write it for him, ready to read at bed time. Yes, you're quite right- it never happened.. The unfinished manuscripts were found during a decorating session and determinedly finished over a four year period- four in all. Growned was the first one finished and edited. Others now published are The Angel in Towerhouse Wood and (as Beryl C Jones) a token Romantic adventure called A Foreign Land, which seems to have gone down quite well. Finding Richard was the last of the four to be published.New stuff is on the way, and this time she is determined to finish it in less than 8 years. She has done the final edits to Barry & the Dinosaur King, which is released 6th April 2017. There are, as you will see, also a couple of free short stories on her Smashwords page. You can also read the first part of Barry at http://traceygb1.blogspot.co.uk/p/blog-page_8.html .

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