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    Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin
    Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin
    Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin
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    Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin

    By FlyTrapMan

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    The city is dirty. The people are filthy. Gather your rat poison...and please...watch what you eat!

    **Critically Acclaimed Reviews for Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin **

    “This book took hours away from my life...and it felt great.”—Terry V. Notreal.

    “...Very Slam Bam!”—Poet Rummager

    “Action. Mystery. Fun. What more do you want?”—Felicia Fictitious

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFlyTrapMan
    Release dateOct 19, 2015
    ISBN9781311654762
    Rat Bastard: Year of the Vermin
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    FlyTrapMan

    Greetings! My name is Matt! I’ve been an amateur astronomer for 10 years. When I’m not freezing my ass off during a lunar eclipse--you'll find me writing strange or peculiar stories.

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