Poop Squirrel
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When your 8 year old daughter randomly blurts out the phrase “Poop Squirrel” while waiting for the school bus you know the apple does not fall far from the tree. This debut collection of essays from Finn Blakkatt showcases the humorous outcomes of anyone with bipolar or who aspires to visit both poles. Witty, irreverent and decidedly off-center; Blakkatt shares a collection of sadly funny life stories while also attempting to solve life’s many simple mysteries. From exploring the logical side of scatological outcomes at a local Home Depot to impersonating anyone to get ahead in life, Blakkatt attempts to break the mold of droll intellectualism. From his cynical foray into the restaurant business and fisticuffs with God to his inability to control any bodily function; Blakkatt brings a decidedly outré perspective to a life well lived.
Finn Blakkatt
Finn Blakkatt is a rather tall, but somewhat short sighted individual aged between 18 (sexually), 48 (mentally) and 98 (physically). He had long bleach-blond hair in his youth. What is left of his hair is now brown and flowing in random directions from his balding head. Finn can frequently be seen exercising in a manner more akin to a slow walk or stumble. Finn resides with his family, who refuse to acknowledge his make-believe literary prowess, in the bustling Mid-Atlantic region where Delaware meets Maryland and then saddles up to Pennsylvania. When not writing Finn can be found fly fishing in Colorado, drinking expensive box wine in Norway or watching his son’s many youth soccer games while he and his daughter casually make fun of random strangers. Finn’s wife also makes fun of strangers but does so, unwittingly, in their presence at places like the Philadelphia Zoo.
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