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    Celebrity Beaver
    Celebrity Beaver
    Celebrity Beaver
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    Celebrity Beaver

    By Will Berkeley

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    Sean Carr is seeking an agent, publisher and ultimately the Pulitzer Prize for his opus titled: Celebrity Beaver. Sean is absolutely convinced that HonkeyTM, the world's first transgender elephant hunter, is secretly keeping a nocturnal semiaquatic North American beaver in her hunting lodge in Zimbabwe. You're going to have to produce that beaver in Bulawayo. It is Celebrity Beaver or bust, baby.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWill Berkeley
    Release dateSep 14, 2015
    ISBN9781311207234
    Celebrity Beaver
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    Will Berkeley

    I am a Boston based fiction writer. I used to be a black belt in Tae Kwon Do which I earned from Billy Blanks before Tae Bo made him famous. That black belt was stolen along with my mountain of martial arts weapons in a break-in. You didn't hear about it on the news because I wasn't home. Never too late to roll weapons especially on crooks that steal black belts. What the hell! You can take everything else. You didn't earn that. Avi is me. Chris Sargent Photography credit.

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