#Horny

By Scarlet Carson

Dot-com millionaire Jude Bellows sets social media ablaze with his #Horny, a viral campaign that encourages everyday people to shed their inhibitions, and their clothes, and to bare more than their souls online and on camera.

However, when his grassroots efforts catch the attention of beautiful executive, he learns that corporate sponsorship can be satisfying both physically and financially, and realizes that turning the tables on a sexy reporter never felt so good.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scarlet Carson
• Release date: Aug 22, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311348890

Scarlet Carson

Scarlet Carson was born in Georgia in the back seat of a Greyhound bus rollin' down Highway 41. She began writing at an early age, and graduated from both Macon College and the University of Georgia with degrees in English. Unfortunately, she discovered that English degrees don't mean much in the real world, and opted to channel her creative energies into writing short novels, which led to her winning the coveted Eagle Award. Today, she lives with her husband and two dogs on a farm in south Georgia, and embarrasses her family on a daily basis due to her erotic fiction.

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#Horny

By

Scarlet Carson

Copyright 2015 Ghostwriter’s Ink

All individuals portrayed in this story are 18 years or older.

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Epilogue

Bonus! My Best Friend Shared His Wife

Chapter 1

Jude Bellows was bored. Sitting in front of his state of the art Dell computer, fingers resting lightly on the keyboard, he didn’t have a clue as to what he wanted to do at that moment.

A former engineer at Facebook, he had cashed out his stock options, and was sitting comfortably on $5 million in the bank. He had his 24-year old fingers in multiple startups, and enough investments to allow him to dick around, literally and figuratively, without worrying about, well, anything but having fun.

Yet, still, he was bored. It was past 11 p.m., and while he realized than any number of women would come running should he call, no matter the time, he figured it would be bad karma to wake anyone else up just because he was twiddling his thumbs. Besides, what he actually craved was a challenge, and any woman who would drag herself out of bed at his beck and call wasn’t much of a challenge at all.

Clicking on his web browser, he brought up the RSS newsfeed, and read, in the people section, that it was coming up on a year since Kim Kardashian broke the internet. While seeing Kim’s oiled up ass was always a turn on, it didn’t even come close shutting down the web.

What actually could break the internet, Jude asked himself? Well, he remembered his Dad talking about how the web, still in its infancy, came to a standstill when the twin towers were brought down in New York. Given that the internet had matured since then, he doubted that even such a disaster would cause it to crash today. Well, maybe, he didn’t want to crash the internet, only direct the world’s eyes and ears on one event at the expense of everything else.

Perhaps phat-assed Kim was on the right track after all, but she clearly didn’t have to star power to accomplish such a monumental task. Now Kim having sex with Beyonce and Taylor Swift would do the trick, but sadly, Jude thought, he didn’t think there was enough money in the world to make that happen. But he did think that sex, in some form, was the answer.

Continuing to browse, he saw that model Chrissy Teigen was still fighting to show her nipples on Instagram. Jude thought that in today’s society, such a ban on erect nipples was silly. Who doesn’t like nipples? Maybe if every woman on Instagram bared their breasts at the same time, the service would have to choose between shutting down, or giving up the fight.

Jude imagined it would be one booby-ful day should that happen. Instagram wouldn’t dare shut down their service. Breast lovers would have a field day, and corporate censors would have heart attacks. As Jude imagined everyone woman on Instagram showing their tits, he began to wonder what would happen if every woman on the Internet showed their tits at the same time. Now, that just might break the Internet.

Why stop there, though, he wondered. What if everyone on every social media site shed his or her inhibitions, and showed their most private parts, masturbated until they came, or fucked the shit out of their partners, male or female, in one giant online orgy viewable by the whole world?

Jude suddenly was excited. Obviously, he would need help spreading the word, and organizing such