Fabulous and Funny Clean Jokes for Kids
By Bob Phillips and Steve Russo
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Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!!
Bob Phillips hits the mark again with his Fabulous and Funny Clean Jokes for Kids. Phenomenal sales and happy kids are the results of Bob's incredibly popular humor. For added zip, internationally known youth communicator Steve Russo teams up with Bob in this latest collection of zany jokes, knock-knocks, riddles, and puns.
Did you hear about the terrible accident? A red cruise ship collided with a purple cruise ship.
What happened?
All the passengers were marooned.
Great for road trips, plane rides, and overnights with any grandma who doesn't have Nintendo, kids will flip over all the fun.
Bob Phillips
Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.
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Fabulous and Funny Clean Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips
Authors
1
Barnaby & Basil
Barnaby: What candy do kids on the school playground like to eat?
Basil: I have no clue.
Barnaby: Recess pieces.
Barnaby: What’s green and red all over?
Basil: I don’t know.
Barnaby: A cucumber with a sunburn.
Barnaby: Why did the man with amnesia take up running?
Basil: I have no clue.
Barnaby: He wanted to jog his memory.
Barnaby: What do you call a chicken running down the road?
Basil: I can’t guess.
Barnaby: Fast food.
Barnaby: What’s green, black, and white?
Basil: I have no idea.
Barnaby: A car-sick zebra.
Barnaby: What do you put on a pig when it hurts itself?
Basil: You tell me.
Barnaby: Oinkment.
Barnaby: What animal goes to bed with it’s shoes on?
Basil: I give up.
Barnaby: A horse.
Barnaby: What is a mosquitoes favorite sport?
Basil: Who knows?
Barnaby: Skin diving.
Barnaby: What kind of paper do mosquitoes like?
Basil: You’ve got me.
Barnaby: Scratch paper.
Barnaby: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Basil: My mind is blank.
Barnaby: Hurry and get ready. The doctor is taking us out tonight.
Barnaby: What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
Basil: That’s a mystery.
Barnaby: This is a stickup.
Barnaby: What newspaper do cows read?
Basil: I’m blank.
Barnaby: The Evening Moos.
Barnaby: What is full of ink and doesn’t have any hair?
Basil: I don’t have the foggiest.
Barnaby: A bald-point pen.
Barnaby: What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
Basil: It’s unknown to me.
Barnaby: Spotted bacon.
Barnaby: What did the penny say to the dime?
Basil: I’m in the dark.
Barnaby: Why don’t I have more cents?
Barnaby: What did one computer say to the other at lunchtime?
Basil: Search me.
Barnaby: Let’s grab a byte to eat!
Barnaby: What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
Basil: You’ve got me guessing.
Barnaby: A sourpuss.
Barnaby: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Basil: How should I know?
Barnaby: A baseball team.
Barnaby: What is purple and swings from a tree?
Basil: I don’t know.
Barnaby: A gr-ape!
2
Lisa & Lola
Lisa: What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?
Lola: I have no clue.
Lisa: Rookie Monster.
Lisa: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Lola: I don’t know.
Lisa: What’s up, Bud?
Lisa: What is a doctor’s favorite musical instrument?
Lola: Beats me.
Lisa: An eardrum.
Lisa: What kind of whale flies?
Lola: I can’t guess.
Lisa: A pilot whale.
Lisa: What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
Lola: I have no idea.
Lisa: A chew-chew train.
Lisa: What kind of music does a mummy like best?
Basil: You tell me.
Lisa: Wrap music.
Lisa: What do you drink at a football game?
Lola: I give up.
Lisa: Root beer.
Lisa: What do you get when you cross a big white bear with a wig?
Lola: Who knows?
Lisa: Polar hair.
Lisa: What are the smallest rooms in the world?
Lola: You’ve got me.
Lisa: Mushrooms.
Lisa: What kind of ears do engines have?
Lola: That’s a mystery.
Lisa: Engine-ears.
Lisa: What is green and sings and dances?
Lola: I’m blank.
Lisa: Elvis Parsley.
Lisa: What would two bedbugs do if they were in love?
Lola: I don’t have the foggiest.
Lisa: They would get married in the spring.
Lisa: What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Lola: It’s unknown to me.
Lisa: The letter