Cigarette Glamour: Add A Hazy Veil To Your Allure!

By Constance Fontanne

In the break room at work, do men ignore you or ask you to fetch their coffee like you were a cocker spaniel? Are you worried about becoming a doddering spinster, watching reruns of Bonanza and wondering why Adam left the Ponderosa?

In her landmark book, Cigarette Glamour: Add A Hazy Veil To Your Allure!, outspoken Atlanta society doyenne Constance Fontanne reveals a simple yet painful secret every modern gal needs to hear: what is known is often ignored. To surmount the commonplace life of the woe-is-me-zer, women must add mystery to their delicate facades. Her prescription: the hazy veil of Cigarette Glamour!

Based on years of rigorous research at her country club, Miss Fontanne shares examples of glamorous women who became more fascinating once they lit a token of allure. Women like Audrey Hepburn, Jackie Onassis, and personal friend Geraldine “Binx” Beachum who rescued her husband from the jungles of South America after a native insurrection due to a cable TV outage. Or, Fitzi Fitzroger, her roommate from finishing school, who used Cigarette Glamour as a launching pad to a career in extreme bull riding.

All the secrets of Cigarette Glamour are here and once you discover them, your Object of Desire will raise the white flag to your charms, and you can write the terms of sweet surrender!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Constance Fontanne
• Release date: Mar 11, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310181757

Constance Fontanne

Constance Fontanne is an Atlanta society doyenne who considers herself one of the last of the Southern belles. Her advice on charm, manners, and marriage comes naturally as she has spent many years married to a variety of men, the last affectionately known as the Colonel.Miss Fontanne attended the Marmalade School for Girls. (Their slogan was, “If she’s in a jam, send her to Marmalade!”) She attended Sweet Briar College in the middle of Virginia’s hunt country where she learned the equestrian arts, French, and the art of serving afternoon tea.She enjoys golfing at the world-famous Atlanta Quail & Sail Club, decorating her divine Buckhead estate, Moletunnel, and conducting archaeological excavations in her garden. Miss Fontanne’s charity work includes clerking at the local food bank, reading from her Missives For Modern Gals at Girl Scout meetings, and performing a Punch and Judy puppet show for the troops.Miss Fontanne has been witness to many breaches of etiquette and considers it her patriotic duty to freely share her advice. In addition, with assistance from her maid, Millicent, she now has a presence on the Internet. Says Miss Fontanne, “Millicent helped me create a page on that inter-nest computer although I’ve sworn to never participate in that horrible facial-book.”

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