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While many consider themselves experts at failed dating and courtship, this handy guide provides a multitude of dubious examples about how to be even worse. Instructions are given on how to develop an annoying hyena laugh, the appropriate moment to mention how cancerous your date looks, and the best time to drop a hot dog in your date's lap. Topics include dinner dates, movies, sports, how to obsess about your appearance, dancing and more. Obviously tongue-in-cheek, this bizarre guide will help you smile and recover after even the worst of your dating failures.
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Elizabeth Ratface
Elizabeth Ratface has had her share of relationships gone bad. She decided to write about her experiences both as personal therapy and in the hope that others suffering from equally bad experiences will no longer feel alone.
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