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    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes
    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes
    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes
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    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes

    By Jon Lymon

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    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes is the ideal read for grumblers, gripers, moaners and whiners.

    And the Second Edition now has a whopping 80 things to moan about. That’s more than the last version, but less than the next, making it the ideal reference book for moaners looking for fresh ammunition with which to reload their moanchine guns or rediscover their moanjo.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJon Lymon
    Release dateJun 21, 2013
    ISBN9781497721937
    Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes
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    Jon Lymon

    The truth isn't stranger than my fiction.Jon Lymon writes thrillers for adults and cute animal stories for kids, though one day he might swap that around. He lives in south London and likes cheese, and biscuits. But not cheese and biscuits.

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