Diary of Little Red Riding Hood - Fractured Fairy Tales

By B.D. Knight

This book takes fairy tales and turns them upside down. It is intended for the middle grade reader. Younger kids may like it as well and adults with a good sense of humor should find themselves laughing out loud. It's a fun book to read.

Little Red Riding Hood decides she needs to break away from her mundane life and decides to write a diary to tell her tale. She says she got the idea from reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid but she says she's a girl and can write a diary if she wants to.

She also says she doesn't draw but who puts pictures in diaries anyway? She has a point.

She talks to the wolf and to Little Bo Peep about her plans to escape. They want to go with her.

But things happen. Red Riding Hood feels she is betrayed by Bo Peep and that starts a string of events that rock Fairy Tale Land. Suddenly things are not so boring and Red decides she will hang around until all the stories are cleared up.

Lots of fairy tale characters are here. Hansel and Gretel, Bo Peep, Little Boy Blue, The Three Little Pigs, Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Miss Muffet and more.

If you are an adult and enjoyed Fractured Fairy Tales on the Rocky and Bullwinkle show you might enjoy this story. This is truly Fairy Tale Land tossed into turmoil.

• Language: English
• Publisher: B.D. Knight
• Release date: Feb 1, 2013
• ISBN: 9781497772953

B.D. Knight

I write scary stories as well as rewriting and fracturing popular fairy tales. I warn you that when you read my stories you need to let loose your imagination. Anything can happen.

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Diary of Little Red Riding Hood

Comical Fractured Fairy Tales

B.D. Knight

http://www.fairytalemania.com

Copyright © 2013 by B.D. Knight All rights reserved worldwide.

No part of this publication may be replicated, redistributed, or given away in any form without the prior written consent of the author/publisher or the terms relayed to you herein.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Table of Contents

Wednesday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Tuesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Tuesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Friday

Sunday

Tuesday

Epilogue

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Wednesday

My name is Little Red Riding Hood. Yeah, yeah, the same Little Red Riding Hood you read about.

I decided to write this diary after I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

First of all this is a diary. I’m a girl. If I want to write a diary I can. It doesn’t make me a wimp.

Secondly, if you start to read this and want pictures, go away. I don’t draw and before the stupid wimpy kid diary, how many diaries had pictures in them?

I started this today because I’m going to change my life and today is the day I’m starting. If anything happens to me, maybe this diary will help whoever finds it figure out why I left.

My life is boring. I’m talking boring. I start to play and mom calls me and tells me to take a basket of goodies to grandma.

I mean I love my grandma but come on. You know how the story goes. Grandma’s sick and mom wants me to take her a basket. I start carrying my basket through the woods and a wolf stops me. I’m not supposed to know he’s bad. Really?

So I tell the wolf where I’m going and he tells me to pick flowers to delay me. I dilly dally around long enough for him