Diary of Little Miss Muffet - Fractured Fairy Tales

By B.D. Knight

Little Miss Muffet was not very happy when she found out Little Red Riding Hood had dissed her in her diary. In Miss Muffet's words . . .
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"Yes I am writing a diary. I know Little Red Riding Hood wrote one. It’s supposed to be secret but I found out about it. I won’t say how but I know what she wrote.
First of all I didn’t like the fact that she called me pretentious. What is with her? I’m called Miss Muffet and she thinks that makes me uppity? Give me a break.
I don’t know my first name. Alright? I don’t have parents. They got eaten by a wolf or something. No one will tell me the story. But my grandparents always called me Little Miss Muffet. Or Missy for short.
Does that make me pretentious? I think not. If Red took time to find that out she might not have been such a jerk."

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Things are heating up in Fairy Tale Land.

• Language: English
• Publisher: B.D. Knight
• Release date: Apr 23, 2013
• ISBN: 9781497774070

B.D. Knight

I write scary stories as well as rewriting and fracturing popular fairy tales. I warn you that when you read my stories you need to let loose your imagination. Anything can happen.

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Introduction

This is the second book in the Fairy Tale Diaries series. I had so many emails from both kids and adults that I had to get this one out to keep everyone happy.

If you’re one of those who emailed me, thank you. I was hoping kids would enjoy this. I figured kids from age ten and up would be the ones to get the humor. But I was somewhat surprised when I heard from adults as well.

I admit that is cool. But maybe I shouldn’t be that surprised. I’m finding books written for the younger reader are sometimes more fun to read. I read to get away from reality. I know for a fact they are fun to write.

Friday

Yes I am writing a diary. I know Little Red Riding Hood wrote one. It’s supposed to be secret but I found out about it. I won’t say how but I know what she wrote.

First of all I didn’t like the fact that she called me pretentious. What is with her? I’m called Miss Muffet and she thinks that makes me uppity? Give me a break.

I don’t know my first name. Alright? I don’t have parents. They got eaten by a wolf or something. No one will tell me the story. But my grandparents always called me Little Miss Muffet. Or Missy for short.

Does that make me pretentious? I think not. If Red took time to find that out she might not have been such a jerk.

Then she complains about having to take my place for awhile until I recovered from my broken ankle. I would have done the same for her. It makes me so mad.

I have arachnophobia. I’m afraid of spiders and always have been. It’s a disease. Why would she make fun of that? I’m trying to get over my fear. I mean I go to AA, which is short for Arachnophobia Anonymous, once a week. What else can I do?

I’m supposed to avoid spiders. How do I do that? I have to sit on that stupid tuffet everyday and have that spider sit beside me. It scares me bad. I