Clips of the Week: Best Bloopers from TalkSport
By Paul Hawksbee and Andy Jacobs
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For 13 years now, the hosts of the afternoon show have been running this feature, in the process collecting almost 4000 hilarious clips. In this book we get to read the very best of the best; they include Alan Brazil's occasional on-air lapses, as when he introduced racing reporter Rupert Bell: 'Here's talkSPORT's Rupert Bear...'. There's also the unbeatable moment when a Scottish caller was campaigning for Hearts' goalkeeper Antti Niemi to play for Scotland. The presenter replied that he was ineligible as he was Finnish, only to be told: 'He's no' finish, he only 28!'
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Clips of the Week - Paul Hawksbee
THE LEGEND THAT IS ALAN BRAZIL
Big Al, talkSPORT’s legendary Breakfast Show host, played upfront for Ipswich, Spurs, Manchester United and more, as well as for his native Scotland – including a World Cup in 1982. One of the UK’s best speech broadcasters, he possesses a natural ease and charm that allows him to breeze through four hours of radio every morning. During his 15 years at the station, his notable co-hosts have included Mike Parry, Graham ‘Beaky’ Beecroft and Ronnie Irani. These days, he’s joined by a hand-picked selection of friends, including ex-Arsenal midfielder Ray Parlour, avuncular boss Neil Warnock and former Spurs and Newcastle heart-throb David Ginola. A noted bon viveur, whose early end to the working day allows plenty of opportunity for ‘socialising’, Alan’s warts and all, what-you-see-is-what-you-get presenting style, has furnished us with hundreds of memorable clips over the years. No doubt he’ll want to claim 50 per cent of the royalties from this book – and let’s face it, he’ll have a point.
Alan Brazil reflects on the previous evening’s MTV Awards . . .
‘Best dancer, best videos, who was the guy, erm, who was the guy who choreo, choreog, choreogra – who put it all together?’
Alan on TV – here he is on The Apprentice . . .
‘It’s only the first time I’ve seen it. He’s very firm, old Sugar, isn’t he, ol’ Sir Alan – you’re fired, you’re hired, get lost!’
(I’m not sure ‘You’re fired, you’re hired, get lost’ is his catchphrase.)
Alan’s back at Cheltenham, with a race we’ve never heard of . . .
‘Now the 3.20 – the big one – the Queen Mother Champion Moose.’
Chatting to the Mirror’s John Cross about Carlos Tevez on holiday . . .
JOHN: ‘He’s got his music on his iPod playing, running across the beach!’
ALAN: ‘You say music, it could be Rosetta Stone. He could be learning Italian – or a bit of Spanish.’
(Think, being Argentinean, he can already get by in Spanish, Al.)
A message to the Breakfast production team – when you’re doing Alan’s research notes, make sure you put commas in . . .
‘They’re almost the equivalent of a team like Villa losing young Barry Milner and Petrov. Sorry – losing Young, Barry, Milner and Petrov.’
His definitive review of the 2008 Champions League final between Manchester United and Chelsea . . .
‘Moscow, crikey – what a game it was. And to end like that. John, slipping – left leg went . . . BANG!’
(Only Alan can sum up 120 minutes plus penalties in 18 words.)
Deciding not to insult FIFA President Sepp Blatter, then does it anyway . . .
‘He’s done it again, this tube. Sorry, I keep saying that. But Sepp Blatter – and what a numpty by the way . . .’
A unique insight into an unorthodox motivational technique . . .
‘Know your players. Some need a kick up the backside – some just need an arm.’
(Not up the backside, we hope.)
Alan reporting live from the Open Golf Championship . . .
‘It’s just gone 9.32. Don’t forget, Andy Gray coming up at ten o’clock, here on the Sports Breakfast. 9.32. Tiger, with his ball on the left-hand side. It’s 9.32, here on talkSPORT.’
(Sorry Al, we didn’t quite catch the time . . .)
With a fantastic link . . .
(‘Get Back’ by the Beatles playing)
‘Tell you what, Billy Preston actually played with the Beatles on that one – but can Preston sneak into the play-offs and get back to the promised land?’
(We can see what you did there, Al.)
Recalling an old opponent . . .
‘I was trying to think of great Austrian players, and the only one I could really come up with I played against at Ipswich a long time ago – it was Franz Klammer.’
(Who could forget the way the skiing legend slalomed through defences?)
A hands across the water moment from the big man during the Finance section . . .
‘Tough times for Japan. Not that I care . . .’
Talking to Manchester Evening News Sports Editor Peter Spencer about Wayne Rooney, Alan launches into one of his trademark lengthy questions . . .
ALAN: ‘Peter, what about, you know, it’s hard to get to the bottom of this because a year ago, I loved him the way he was, he led the line, he just led Man United, he was strong, you know, he was just fantastic. The punters loved his attitude, chasing back, getting tackles in, apart from scoring brilliant goals. Now all of a sudden, is it, you know, I’m trying to get to the bottom of it, what’s happened? The World Cup was a disaster, was that because of off-the-field antics? All right, allegedly and all this. Or has something been bothering him for a while about United? I don’t know you know, people have, footballers sometimes always think the grass is greener on the other side, they speak to Ronaldo, people like that. Or can we look even deeper? We had a call earlier talking about the problem with the Irish who sold to the Glazers. The Glazers have this huge, huge debt hanging over their heads and at the moment United’s cashflow looks after that. But what if one of their other businesses is maybe not pulling its horns in, or the money that it did, so they have to pull their horns in and perhaps something’s got to give? Now, is it a deeper, deeper problem than what we know about, or have we heard anything there?’
PETER SPENCER: ‘Bloody hell Alan, that was a question and a half, wasn’t it?’
But it’s not all long questions with Alan. Here’s one he posed to journalist Chris Davies . . .
‘Chris. Wolves?’
Recalling the Champions League final with former United centre-back Henning Berg . . .
ALAN: ‘Henning, take me back to the wonderful triumph, the wonderful year of 1999. I’m told Alex Ferguson gave a real rousing, tremendous speech just before you walked out on the pitch – can you remember