The Underwear Gnome

By Keegan Kennedy

In this short story, 42-year old David Ryan has noticed that his boxer brief collection has been shrinking. Blaming it on the laundry gnomes that make off with briefs and stray socks, the handsome father discovers the true identity of his very own laundry gnome—his son’s best friend, Tate. When the older man catches the teen jock red-handed, worlds collide and so do they.

Short story is 6500 words. Preview of Vampires of New York is included. This is gay-themed work with an older/younger and dominant/submissive dynamic. All characters are eighteen or older.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Keegan Kennedy
• Release date: Apr 19, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311309129

Keegan Kennedy

Originally hailing from Mississippi, Keegan Kennedy is a writer based out of Memphis, TN. He's a self-described, ‘aging, former sex symbol’ with a kinky imagination. Keegan is fascinated with the natural power exchanges between dominant and submissive males, and his stories reflect that fascination. The fantasies that he shares are full of adventure, peril, bondage, and a dry wit. And he has a knack for uncovering love and romance in the darkest of places. With a tendency toward the melodramatic, he does more than arouse or excite the reader - he engages them.Author of Homecoming: International Number One in four countries: The United States, The United Kingdom, Germany and Canada. Author of Homecoming: International Number One in four countries: The United States, The United Kingdom, Germany and Canada. Author of eBook Number Ones: The Substitute Wife, Magnificent Pretense, Captivated, Ganymede 4, West Texas Rivalry, Taken, The Christmas Bottom, The Party Favor, Stupid Jocks Make the Best Submissives, College Endowment, Who Wears the Pants in the Family?, Saving Drake McKenzie, Heisting Hogan, Half Past Midnight, Crossroads, and Man of the House.

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The Underwear Gnome

By Keegan Kennedy

Published by Kennedy-Empire Media

Copyright April 2014

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The Underwear Gnome

Preview: Vampires of New York – Book One

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About the Author

The Underwear Gnome

It was about damn time that I had some privacy…

At forty-two, I couldn’t even remember the last time that I’d actually had the house to myself. Thinking back, I realized that it’d been long before the first of my four sons had been born—over eighteen years ago.

Shit… I barely even had time to masturbate in this madhouse.

Sometimes, when I sat in my office at the law firm, I’d think back on the days before my wife, Heather, had gotten pregnant with Davey—David Jr., my namesake.

Before I’d knocked her up, I had the wife to contend with, but weekends had not been a reprieve for me—even back then. Heather was always nagging me about something that needed to be done or dragging me around our small town running asinine errands that took up all of Saturday. Then, I’d have to take her to church and to her parent’s house for Sunday lunch. Then, we’d stop and shop for groceries for the upcoming week. I didn’t care for her parents. Church sucked, and grocery shopping was just as dull as church.

At least before David Jr. had come along, my wife let me fuck her—a couple of times a week. Now, I lucky to get some pussy a couple of times a year. So, to release my sexual tension, I had to masturbate in the shower or in my bedroom that I occupied alone. The wife had moved into her own separate bedroom upstairs because she said I snored too loudly. The only times that I seemed to have a real breather—time alone to be just me—were the six days a week that I’d go to the gym.

To say that I was sexually frustrated and attention-starved was a gross understatement.

After my fourth son, Jack, had been born, Heather insisted that I get a vasectomy. I refused flatly. In my life, I already felt enough like some gelded stallion, and I wasn’t about to give up that one, last shred of my manhood. Of course, it led to a big fight, but

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