How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide
By Sami Oskar
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About this ebook
Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.
In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.
Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):
Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.
Sami Oskar
It ́s a mystery.
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How To Take Care of Your Human Pet - Sami Oskar
How to take care of your Human pet
An owner’s guide
by
Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said
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PUBLISHED BY:
Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said on Smashwords
Copyright © 2011 by Imaginary Publisher & Oskar Hallbert and Sami Said
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How to take care of your Human pet
An owner’s guide
Thank you for purchasing a Human pet. In this guide we will tell you everything you need to know about caring for Human pets. The amount of information can seem overwhelming in the beginning, but follow our advice and you will be fine.
Note: Please read the safety information carefully to ensure the correct and safe handling of your Human pet.
General Recommendations
Always handle your Human pet with care and in a well kept and tempered vivarium. This Human