Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows?
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On the fine art of sowing chaos in public places, with the assistance of undisciplined dogs.
Robert Scott Leyse
Robert Scott Leyse has slacked galore at corporate law and pharmaceutical advertising firms (while valued by his employers); worked as a New York cab driver on the night shift; lived without visa in Paris for over two years; taken a belly dance class in Green Bay, WI; come close to sliding to his death on loose gravel above a sea cliff in his hometown of San Francisco (nails bloodied by digging into the dirt saved his life); and the most incandescent yoga class he’s had was on a SUP during a storm in San Juan, PR. He eats fish heads and insects and drinks blood, but can’t be paid to eat potato chips or cake.
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Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows? - Robert Scott Leyse
Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows?
by Robert Scott Leyse
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