Zombies Don't Eat Catnip

By Tiffani Burkett

The diary of a cat during the zombie apocalypse is more than just naps and wet food reviews.
When the Slow Walkers showed up, Clutch the Calico had no idea her humans would be so bad at not getting eaten. From power outages to shopping trips, saving Greg and his six-year-old daughter from the undead quickly turned into a full time job. But if Clutch doesn't want to lose her supply of Furrtastic Feast and cuddles, she'll do whatever it takes to keep her humans safe.

For the Cat Lovers and the reluctant readers, if you like Cat Memes, The Walking Dead, or Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you'll love the off kilter, sarcastic, and a little bit cute adventures of Zombies Don't Eat Catnip!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tiffani Burkett
• Release date: Jul 19, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005465513

Tiffani Burkett

Tiffani grew up in Los Angeles, CA with a story in her head, a comic book in her hands, and eventually, a motorcycle under her feet. But after a long career in software development, she went off on a road trip spanning 2 years, exploring the US, Latin America, and Southeast Asia with nothing but a motorcycle, a tent, and a lot of hope.Over that trip, she discovered a love and talent for writing, and she's now a published Journalist in Motorcyclist Magazine, the world's oldest running motorcycle publication. When she's not behind the keyboard, she’s a licensed motorcycle road racer and scuba diver, a motivational speaker, an artist, and a seasoned adventurer.

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