Master of none: Or, how we learned the dogs are secretly in charge

I’M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU, BUT EVEN AFTER A DIZZYING FEW weeks of national news, I’m still obsessed with Lulu, the would-be CIA explosive-sniffing dog who broke the Internet in October when the agency kicked her out. In its solemn statement, the CIA explained that, after some training, it was clear that the black Labrador retriever puppy “wasn’t interested in detecting explosive odors.” And so, the CIA said, “we are sad to announce that Lulu has been dropped from the