"Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!"

By Kimberly Dawn Rempel

Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"

These mom quotes hit all the bases - Food and Eating, Toileting, and House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few. With each section introduced with a true story, these quotes will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.

Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kimberly Dawn Rempel
• Release date: Oct 22, 2013
• ISBN: 9781311772275

Kimberly Dawn Rempel

From closet-poet to published author, and as a voracious reader of non-fiction, I have long adored the written word. My core motivation is simple: to encourage. Whether to build up another in faith, parenting, household management, to raise awareness about issues of poverty, or to share success stories, my aim is to encourage.

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