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Web Junction an allegory
Web Junction an allegory
Web Junction an allegory
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Web Junction an allegory

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Online marketing can be a maze to travel through and typical books on the subject are boring at best. Enter Web Junction! A Western allegory that covers the various struggles that online marketers go through. However, it is veiled in the story of the West.

Watch as the school marm, Miss Savannah, shows the townsfolk how to solve their problems. Look to see which in our cast of characters fits where you are in your online marketing:

Are you the new cowpoke on the range with horse sores on your back side from learning things the hard way? Newbie? Go see our cowpoke the greenhorn Chester and see what he does.

Are you the cowboy that is leading the herd of cattle, making headway above the rest or leading the wagon train, considering yourself a guru or an expert on the internet ranch? Designing your own products and making money hand over fist as you go? Read about Chet here and see what he does next.

Are you the cook, concocting the chili, adding this product, to that membership site, to that affiliate downline, to that... ending up with all the ingredients of a modern day chili? Go read Charlie's story.

Are you the western town sheriff, watching the black hat and the white hat strategies and not knowing what to do next? Read about Sheriff Gunn here.

Are you the outlaw that the sheriff is watching for, leaving sore cowpokes and crying widows in your wake as you ride off into the sunset with your saddlebag full of the money from the bank? Read what happens to Black Bart here.

Or maybe you are the school marm, reading everything that comes into your school to learn as you go, which is sooooooooooo sllllllllloooooooooowwwwwwwwwww. Do you download every ebook that comes along and spend all your time reading them until your eyes are red? Then you want to go to the School Marm Miss Savannah and see what she does.

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PublisherDeb Ling
Release dateOct 3, 2013
ISBN9781301952168
Web Junction an allegory
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Deb Ling

Deb Ling is a Christian who has been healed of past abuse and grandmother of 2 girls. She has written in many mediums over the years, ie: puppet skits, poetry, articles for a Christian newspaper, journalism class when in school, and ebooks.

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    Web Junction an allegory - Deb Ling

    Web Junction

    an allegory

    by Deb Ling

    Copyright 2013 Deb Ling

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    I. INTRODUCTION

    Chester

    Charlie

    Chet

    Gabby

    Sheriff

    Miss Savannah

    II. HOE DOWN!

    The Night Arrives...

    Miss Savannah's Evening...

    III. PREPARATION FOR THE MEETING

    Miss Savannah Begins to Get Ready

    Sheriff Gunn and Chet Prepare

    Gabby Arrives Early!

    Handy Shows Up

    IV. BEFORE THE MEETING

    V. THE MEETING BEGINS

    Cattle Drivers Need

    Sheriffs and Foremen Need

    A Cook Would Need

    Questions

    Credits

    ABOUT THE AUTHOR

    I. INTRODUCTION

    Howdy,

    Are you the new cowpoke on the range with horse sores on your backside from learning things the hard way?

    Then meet Chester the greenhorn...

    Are you the cook in town that purchases or gits everything you can get your hands on, and mixes it all together, but it doesn't get the results ya want?

    Then meet our cook Charlie...

    Are you the cattle driver that has the know how, but ya need cowhands to help?

    Come and meet Chet...

    Are you the miner in town that digs and digs, hitting the small veins, but never hitting the mother lode?

    Then let me introduce Gabby...

    Are you the one that keeps an eye open on what everyone is doin? Lettin' others know who to git together with, and who not to use?

    Meet our Sheriff Gunn...

    Are you the school marm in town that reads everything you can get your hands on, but then you don't know what to do next?

    Then meet the lovely Miss Savannah Goldsmythe...

    Come join us on a trip down Main Street in our little Western town as we show you how to be successful at what you do.

    Grab your cup of coffee and come sit by the fire as we tell you a story...

    CHESTER

    Hi, my name is Chester and I am the lowest, slowest greenhorn on the ranch. I only bin here 3 days and gol durn it I hurt! I am the new guy on the ranch and I git all the grunt work. If the stalls need cleanin' they yell Chester! My hands are blister'd from the ropes, my feet are swollin from the new boots and my backside - well just know thet breaking bucks is hard work!!

    I spent all my money on new boots, a horse and saddle, a new rope... and the list goes on. Now I am stuck. I can't go anywhere cuz I ain't got no money til payday. And thet ain't for a month, and then only if the herd sells for a good price. If not then I got to wait for another month.

    I could just kick myself. I spent my inheritance from my paw on getting out to this God-forsaken town, thinking that I would be settin' pretty, and now my grub stake is gone and what do I have to show for it? Nothin'! It cost more than I expected it to, and it took longer than I expected to git out here. There was that storm in Wichita that held up the stage for nigh two weeks. I had to pay for room and board while I was stuck there. Then in Tucson, the stage broke down and it took three weeks for the blacksmith to come round and fix it. Again, I had to pay for my room and board.

    By the time I got out here, I had no choice but to stop and git work cuz my money ran out. I was hopin' to go on to 'Frisco, but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon. Not 'til I make enuff to have a stake to move agin.

    Well the boss is sending me to town for the weekly feed. Chester do this! Chester go there! Chester! Chester! Chester!!! I have no money left til' payday, why would I want to go to town...

    Handy, says

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