Life of Graham

By mark taylor

Enter the hilarious world of Graham Hazelnut the thiry-eight year old tryer whose recently seperated [her fault] and back with his parents[desperate had no choice]. Loveless [for now but working hard on that one, really shouldn't mention 'working hard on'] and about to start a new job. Everyone, his new career of toilet telesales [plus bonus and commission etc.]. Add one or two more ingredients in the form of beautiful shapely Laura Bonelli and earthy but sexy Joanne Barker to complicate his life even more. now follow Graham as he attempts to fix his loveless, jobless, homeless life in one big messy laugh out loud comedy. All this leading to a corporate survival weekend away in Wales [hoping to try out a different kind of 'bushcraft']. Somebody please, help him "get a life". It all began in the bath one day...

• Language: English
• Publisher: mark taylor
• Release date: Jan 27, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301421107

mark taylor

Comedy writing, short stories, funnisms, daft situations, a Master's degree in total stupidity [with honours] don't believe anything I tell you by-the-way. I could go on and probably should, I was the guy alerting the lorry driver that he was losing his load all over the road to be told that he was only GRITTING! If you read this then your halfway there to reading one of my books [grinning very nicely at you]. Love you all, MJT.

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