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    Short Stories for Short Attention Spans
    Short Stories for Short Attention Spans
    Short Stories for Short Attention Spans
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    Short Stories for Short Attention Spans

    By Joey Held

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    The debut collection of fiction from author Joey Held, "Short Stories for Short Attention Spans" takes a whimsical look at some of the things we experience in our everyday lives. Dive into the complex world of office emails; leap down the window of a vending machine; enjoy a fresh cup of joe in a coffee shop that considers a spotless table a minor miracle. This collection turns the mundane into the slightly more enjoyable. Because life is a bit more fun when we're able to laugh at the quirks of the world.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoey Held
    Release dateJan 24, 2017
    ISBN9781370736867
    Short Stories for Short Attention Spans
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    Joey Held

    Joey Held is a writer living in Austin, TX. He is the author of Short Stories for Short Attention Spans, a collection of fiction that pokes at the foibles of everyday life. His work has appeared in places like Paste Magazine, Yahoo!, and The Huffington Post. In his spare time, he likes to play music with his band Burning Years, or you can find him tossing some kind of ball around, be it basket, foot, or base. Shoot him a message and say hello!

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