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    There Are No Fools In Early April
    There Are No Fools In Early April
    There Are No Fools In Early April
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    There Are No Fools In Early April

    By Dmitry Berger

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    An April Fool’s Day prank on his wife has gone horribly... right?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDmitry Berger
    Release dateJan 18, 2013
    ISBN9780988020955
    There Are No Fools In Early April
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    Dmitry Berger

    Dmitry Berger is not really a writer. Come to think of it, he is not much of anything, despite a long array of various jobs and experience he has had. After twenty-seven years in the USSR, he traded all the excitement of perestroika for the calm suburbs of Ottawa, Canada, where he continues to expand his raging interest in every bit of what is life: from quantum physics to kinky sex, from soccer tactic to American political circus, from the inner workings of our brains to slow roasting back ribs, in order to cram it all into his writings and music.

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      There Are No Fools In Early April - Dmitry Berger

      Dmitry Berger

      There are no Fools in Early April

      Copyright © 2012 Dmitry Berger

      Smashwords Edition

      ISBN 978-0-9880209-5-5

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      All persons and events described in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or any events past or present is purely coincidental.

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      There Are no Fools in Early April

      Other Books by the Author

      Dmitry Berger

      There Are no Fools in Early April

      A handheld device on the nightstand by the queen size spousal bed gently buzzed. A man's arm stuck out from underneath the blanket and blindly felt for the source of noise. Having failed to find it, the arm pulled out by the shoulder a sleepy man attached to it. The man irately grabbed the device and switched the buzzer off.

      Damn it. Forgot to disable the alarm, he said, apparently to himself.

      An undefined contour under the blanket on the other side of the bed stirred, and a reproachful voice asked mutedly through a sweet yawn, "What

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