Mommas Been Taken by a Cult

By Carry Lada

Buy this story, because it is fun. (:

Welcome to the lowbrow short story revolution.

Carry Lada's Mommas Been Taken by a Cult: (Short Fiction: approximately 2800 words)

Warning: This is intended for a mature audience. This story contains many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.

Quick, yummy, and probably not too good for you.

A virtual world, a missing mother, an excursion, and a very hungry husband.

What does this all mean?

Grab some nacho chips and relax. There is some cheesy fun waiting inside.

Less than the price of a bacon double cheeseburger and just as yummy. Also zero calories.

Four out of five pretentious people roll their eyes at my story.

A quick fix. The fast food equivalent of storytelling. (No MSG Added)

Lowbrow loveliness at its finest.

Enjoy this momma's misadventure.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Carry Lada
• Release date: Jan 2, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301187621

Carry Lada

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Mommas been taken by a cult

By Carry Lada

Copyright © 2012 Carry Lada

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