Bologna or Not? A Collection of Paranormal Stories

By Nick Kilcoyne

In the past, a television program has informed people about unsolved mysteries. It has solved some unsolved mysteries. I think it was called 'Mysteries That We Can't Solve'. Sadly, the show was canceled and banished to the Lifetime Network on cable (can you imagine a more horrible fate?). However, we will try to replace that show as best we can with amazing stories of the paranormal.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nick Kilcoyne
• Release date: Sep 29, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301917297

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Bologna or Not?

A Collection of Paranormal Stories

by Nick Kilcoyne, Will Henton and Patrick J Muldoon

Copyright © 2012 by Nick Kilcoyne

All rights reserved.

No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from Nick Kilcoyne.

These stories are works of invention. Names, characters, places, and incidents may be bologna or not. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Cover art by Nick Kilcoyne

Published by Nick Kilcoyne Publishing at Smashwords

Editing by Nick Kilcoyne

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Special thanks to Kevin Nourse

Table of Contents

Introduction

Meet the Staff

The History of UFOs

Daniel the Demon

Tiny One-Celled Organisms that Want to Kill You

Mars Attacks! Theory

The Mystery of Sergio’s House

The Lizard from Pluto

The Flatlands Monster

The Mannheim Steamroller

Harry Ape-man of the Pacific Northwest

Crap from the Sky

The Beast of Lake Avenue

What’s Up with that Black Hole in Africa?

That Colony of Little People at the Core of the Earth

The Tale of the Kraken

Minotaur’s Maze Map Discovered

The Shocking State of Vampires

Chronoterrorism

A Collection of Paranormal News Stories from Around the World

Conclusion

Introduction

In the past, a television program has informed people about unsolved mysteries. This show has also gotten criminals behind bars, and it has solved some unsolved mysteries. I think it was called 'Mysteries That We Can't Solve'. Sadly, the show was canceled and banished to the Lifetime Network on cable (can you imagine a more horrible fate?). However, we, the people at Bologna or Not will try to replace it as best as we can. That's right! There are still many, many more mysteries to solve. Ever hear of terrifying ape like creature Bigfourt? We also investigate allegations of junk falling from the sky, alien creatures and ancient treasures recently discovered. Get ready for creepy tales of crypts, ghastly ghosts stories, and monstrous tales of... monsters. But we leave the most important task up to you, the reader; are these stories fact or fiction? Are they Bologna or Not?

We have hired the best writers and editors that we could find (namely, the best looking people in Dunkin Donuts at three o'clock AM). Our research staff includes: Nicholas Scott Kilcoyne, William D Henton, Dr. Steven Hawkings, and Patrick J. Muldoon. We will learn more about them in the next chapter.

Bologna or Not? Headquarters

Meet the Staff

Patrick J. Muldoon

I am the Vice-President for life of Bologna or Not (well, I founded it) and the Ufologist in the group, specializing in the area of UFOs and extraterrestrials. When I’m not on the Internet, I spends most of my time eating, sleeping, and computing. I attended Delgado Community College in New Orleans, LA and majored in Television Production. My award winning short films drew the praise of many renowned filmmakers including Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, and Wes Anderson. Although that last fact was not