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    Now You Are in Trouble! or Where Did All the Toilet Paper go?
    Now You Are in Trouble! or Where Did All the Toilet Paper go?
    Now You Are in Trouble! or Where Did All the Toilet Paper go?
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    Now You Are in Trouble! or Where Did All the Toilet Paper go?

    By James Husum, Bill Bush, Nic Steven and

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    Don't panic. Here are fifteen funny stories to get you through the pandemic, because laughter is infectious.

     

    Stories by James Husum, Bill Bush, Nic Steven, Elizabeth McCleary, Gregg I. Veg, Sarah Neuen, Sabrina Rosen, Vanessa Wells, Juneta Key, Jemma Weir, VS Stark, and Katharina Gerlach

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIndependent Bookworm
    Release dateMay 4, 2020
    ISBN9781393227724
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