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    Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box
    Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box
    Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box
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    Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box

    By Michele Wojciechowski

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    If war is hell, moving is a close second.
    That’s what Michele “Wojo” Wojciechowski and her husband discovered when they accidently stumbled upon their dream home, impulsively decided to sell their own house, and then got caught in the craziest move of a lifetime. Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box shares the universal misadventures associated with moving. Wojo lays everything out in such a funny and informative way that readers selling their homes can use this humor book as both a roadmap and a measuring stick to plot (and nix) moving strategies.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichele Wojciechowski
    Release dateSep 8, 2012
    ISBN9780988189317
    Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box
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    Michele Wojciechowski

    Michele “Wojo” Wojciechowski is a national award-winning freelance writer and humorist, as well as a standup comedian and public speaker. Her writing has appeared in Family Circle, Boys’ Life, Los Angeles Times Magazine, Maryland Life, Baltimore magazine, the BaltimoreSun.com, and the Chicago Tribune’s RedEye.com, among many others. She has written the award-winning column, Wojo’s WorldTM since 2003 and is a faculty member of the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. Wojo lives with her family in Baltimore, Maryland and is never moving again. For more information, visit WojosWorld.com.

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