How To Fail Any Examination

By James Kemoli Amata

This book can be a good accident to You and others.
There are many activities that do not add value to your life. Those are activities which do not help you live a better life ten years from now. Identify such activities and spend your time on them.
I want to believe you will want to fail any examination and you still want to know how to fail any examination.
To pass or to fail any examination depends on HOW you spend your time. It depends on WHERE you spend your time. It depends on with WHOM you spend your time. It depends on WHAT you spend your time on. It depends on WHEN you spend your time.
Let me start with WHEN you spend your time. Do you know how much time you have? Hardworking students and candidates have about eighteen to nineteen hours of waking time. They sleep for about five to six hours. They want to pass any examination. Your case is different. You probably have fifteen hours of waking time. You sleep for about nine hours. It is you who knows what you will be doing with your fifteen hours of your waking time. After all you want to fail any examination.
Spend your waking time badly, carelessly. Waste as much time as possible. Spend your waking time where no learning activities take place. These can be places like the dormitory, when others are in class; in the toilets or behind toilets or dormitories; on the road walking to and from hospital, having feigned illness; around the kitchen, attending to business that doesn’t concern you at all ----

• Language: English
• Publisher: James Kemoli Amata
• Release date: Jul 30, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476252704

James Kemoli Amata

I am a retired secondary school teacher of Kiswahili (and Christian Religious Education) and an excited preventive healthcare marketer with Green World Health Products Company.I am a 1976 University of Nairobi Bachelor of Education [Arts (Hons)] graduate and a freelance content writer with a passion for writing and indeed I am a farmer-like author with many titles.I published my first book in 1985, by traditional publishing. I have tried self-publishing and now I am in great heat to explore E-publishing.However, I will never forget my Taaluma ya Ushairi (with Kitula King’ei) from which the publisher ate fat alone, and happens to be an E-book without my knowledge.As I do my business, I worship God in African Kenya Sabcrynnsk of Soi (Prayer and Healing) Church.

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How To Fail Any Examination

By

James Kemoli Amata

If you want to pass any examination, DON’T READ THIS BOOK!

Some other books by this author

Highly Regretted: An autobiography of a bad teacher, AuthorHouse, 2010

Kisa cha Zahara Mage,Mvule Africa, 2008

Before and After Your Wedding

Nelson Mandela Madiba

Ushairi na Aina na Bahari za Mashairi

Mitihani Kielelezo ya Kiswahili KCSE

Mashairi Rahisi: Mazoezi na Majibu

How To Fail Any Examination

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Dedicated to

My son William-Collins Idah,

Moi Girls High School, Eldoret,

Wangulu Secondary School, Wodanga,

St John The Baptist Likuyani Secondary School, Soy.

Scriptures quoted from Good News Bible published by The United Bible Societies © American Bible Society, 1966, 1971, 1976, 1992.

Appreciation

Margaret M’mbone. She is my wife. Thank you so much always.

Lilian Mumbua Odoyo kindly put this work in the computer. Thank you so much.

Rose M. Adagala provided the computer for Smashwords format. Thank you so much.

Aggrey Walubengo Kisaka prepared the cover picture. Thank you so much.

Nancy Cherop and Beatrice Maungu Lonah have always been helpful when it comes to computer technicalities.

I also wish to thank Trent Steele for the great Smart Writers Newsletter that I receive regularly for invaluable information and in particular about Smashwords.com. I say thank you so much.

Before I come to the end, it is very important that I thank Smashwords.com for accepting to publish this book as one of their ebooks. I hope to see change in my efforts in writing, while I welcome advice and enjoy all the challenges that come my way.

How to Fail Any Examination

By

James Kemoli Amata

A heartfelt appeal

A wise son pays attention when his father corrects him, but an arrogant person never admits he is wrong. - Proverbs 13:1.

A great quote

You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle. – Former US President William J. Clinton

Hints

1. Acknowledgement

2. Indiscipline

3. Don’t Bother to Read

4. Love Roaming Everywhere

5. Disobey Every Rule and Instruction

6. Ignore Every Advice

7. Refuse to Learn From Past Failures

8. Love Eating Too Much

9. Love Sleeping Too Much

10. Keep on Complaining

11. Hate Your School and Your Teachers

12. Hate Reading Widely

13. Get Used to Wasting Your Time

14. Love Lies and Money

15. The Grade You Get

16. The Comfort of Your Father’s Wealth

17. The Discomfort of Your Father’s Poverty

18. What Happens When the Examinations Council Releases Results?

19. How Can I Fail An Examination?

20. Apparent Success and Apparent Failure

21. Education

22. Education for Employment

23. Education for Employment Creation

24. In the World of Earning

25. Ways to Become Rich

26. Network Marketing

27. An Opportunity in Abundance

28. Turn Your Misery into Wealth

29. Success Stories

30. Chemical Free (No Preservatives) Herbal Food Supplements

31. Special Note

Books to Read

1. Acknowledgement

There are many books out there