Wonderment...

By Si Stratton

A collection of comic poetry to make you feel better about yourself. Because you're brilliant.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Si Stratton
• Release date: Jun 3, 2010

Si Stratton

Award winning comic script writer and standup comedian.

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Wonderment...

For Elinor

Wonderment…

Si G Stratton

Published by Simon Stratton at Smashwords

Copyright 2010 Simon Stratton

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What others are saying about Wonderment

I don’t know what Wonderment is.

-- Dr. H. Singh G.P.

Jesus was the first publisher - a book called ‘The Bible’. He’s a billionaire now.

-- Mrs. Tupperhockysticks, Grambly Lane, Surrey

This book is simply brilliant.

-- Howard Charles www.bookquotes4cash.com

Hello

You're amazing. Go on, stand up and say it. 'I'm amazing'. Shout it from the rooftops, jump out of the bath and run down the street saying it, write a letter to your nearest relative asking them to repeat it a thousand times in the Ra language of the Tibetan highlands to a bandashi goat while rutting a sandwich maker over and over again until they promise you free egg and cress bagels for life.

You see, life’s hard.

There’s war… there’s a boss that should be in a circus… there’s stolen yellow sunglasses with a tint