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    The Time Closet
    The Time Closet
    The Time Closet
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    The Time Closet

    By Ted Stetson

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    Larry and Richard play a practical joke on Joan, but the joke backfires. She sees what they're up to and turns the tables on them.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTed Stetson
    Release dateOct 8, 2011
    ISBN9781465831477
    The Time Closet
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    Ted Stetson

    Ted Stetson is a member of SFWA. He was born in Brooklyn and raised on Long Island and went to Seton Hall and Hofstra. He graduated from the University of St. Thomas, Houston, Texas. He was awarded First Place by the Florida Literary Arts Council and First Place in the Lucy B. McIntire contest of the Poetry Society of Georgia. His short fiction has appeared in Twisted Tongue, MysteryAuthors.com, Future Orbits, State Street Review, and the anthologies; One Evening a Year, Mota: Truth, Ruins Extraterrestrial Terra, Ruins Terra and Barren Worlds. His books include: Night Beasts, The Computer Song Book.

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