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    English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest
    English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest
    English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest
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    English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest

    By José da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateJan 1, 1969
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    • 4/5
      An amusing collection of material.
    • 4/5
      This entertaining historical artefact neatly illustrates that comic Babelfish translations are not a recent phenomenon. Language - it's there to trip you up.
    • 5/5
      It's probably impossible to improve on Mark Twain's review of this timeless tome, and I won't even try. Suffice it to say that time has borne out Twain's prediction that as long as English is spoken, this volume will be circulated, printed, and read to gales of laughter and astonishment. Contains the most evocative phrase ever written in English; "To Craunch a Marmoset."
    • 5/5
      This book was first published more than 150 years ago, as a serious attempt to provide English/Portuguese words and phrases for the adventurous Portuguese tourist. Unfortunately, the author did not speak any English, and relied on TWO dictionaries to get to French and then to English. The result is hilariously inaccurate, often inappropriate, and totally believable.It is very reminiscent of the Monty Python sketch The Hungarian Phrasebook, in which bizarre and often lascivious translations of simple day-to-day phrases cause the publisher to appear in a British court. After several of the more inappropriate phrases are read into the record, he pleads incompetence. My money's on this book as the inspiration.That this was ever accepted by a publisher speaks reams about the book business. That it survives today is a tribute to a sense of humor and a sense of the absurd. This book will never be obsolete or out of date. It's a minor treasure.
    • 4/5
      What happens when you use a Portuguese-French phrasebook and a French/English dictionary (and zero knowledge of English) to make a Portuguese-English phrasebook? This happens. It's hard to pick a favorite "common" English phrase, but I am especially amused by "You hear the bird's gurgling?" For extra giggles, read aloud. In short, this book really craunched the marmoset.
    • 3/5
      How could I have never come across this unique book before now? I won't kid you. It won't have you rolling on the floor in laughter, but you will definitely crack of few smiles as you read it. It is sort of like the Ed Wood of language books. The author is really earnest, but he just doesn't know what he is doing!After reading this, you will surely want to craunch the marmoset and burn the politeness.
    • 3/5
      This is an odd little book. It is purported to be a Portuguese to English phrasebook written by "men to which English was entirely unknown" in the 19th century. Apparently this was accomplished with the aid of a Portuguese/French dictionary and a French/English dictionary. Between the tragic grammar, bizarre word choice and inexplicable statements demanded by 19th century living you end up with nuggets like this:"These apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in mouth.""The pantaloons is to narrow.""Is it complete this parlour furniture in damask crimson?""Don't you fear the privateers?""I shall you neat also your mouth, and you could care entertain it clean, for to preserve the mamel of the teeth; i could give you a opiate for to strengthen the gums."I'm about 85% percent sure this book is what it claims to be. But I can't completely believe it because it was published by McSweeney's.
    • 4/5
      This is a horribly hilarious Portuguese-English dictionary written by two 19th century Portuguese scholars who couldn't speak English. They used a Portuguese-French dictionary and a French-English dictionary to write their book, with predictable results. Mark Twain had this comment about the book: "Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect."A couple of typical phrases, from the section on fishing:"Silence! there is a superb perch! Give me quick the rod, Ah! there is, it is a lamprey.""That pond it seems me many multiplied of fishes. Let us amuse rather to the fishing.""Try it! I desire that you may be more happy and more skilful who acertain fisher, what have fished all day without to can take nothing."English As She Is Spoke is a great read for a rainy day, and an ideal gift to lift someone's spirits.

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