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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893

    By Various Various and F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand

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    Release dateNov 25, 2013
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893

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      Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893 - Various Various

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      Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 21, 1893

      Author: Various

      Editor: Francis Burnand

      Release Date: February 27, 2007 [EBook #20704]

      Language: English

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      PUNCH,

      OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

      VOL. 104.

      January 21, 1893.

      CONVERSATIONAL HINTS FOR YOUNG SHOOTERS.

      THE KEEPER.

      (With an Excursus on Beaters.)

      Of the many varieties of keeper, I propose, at present, to consider only the average sort of keeper, who looks after a shooting, comprising partridges, pheasants, hares, and rabbits, in an English county. Now it is to be observed that your ordinary keeper is not a conversational animal. He has, as a rule, too much to do to waste time in unnecessary talk. To begin with, he has to control his staff, the men and boys who walk in line with you through the root-fields, or beat the coverts for pheasants. That might seem at first sight to be an easy business, but it is actually one of the most difficult in the world. For thorough perverse stupidity, you will not easily match the autochthonous beater. Watch him as he trudges along, slow, expressionless, clod-resembling, lethargic, and say how you would like to be the chief of such an army. He is always getting out of line, pressing forward unduly, or hanging back too much, and the loud voice of the keeper makes the woods resound with remonstrance, entreaty, and blame, hurled at his bovine head. After lunch, it is true, the beater wakes up for a little. Then shall you hear William exchanging confidences from one end of the line to the other with Jarge, while the startled pheasant rises too soon and goes back, to the despair of the keeper and the guns. Then, too, are heard the shouts of laughter which greet the appearance of a rabbit, and the air is thick with the sticks that the joyous, beery beaters fling at the scurrying form of their hereditary foe. It is marvellous to note with what a venomous hatred the beater regards the bunny. Pheasant or partridge he is careless of; even the hare is, in comparison, a thing of nought, but let him once set eyes on a rabbit, and his whole being seems to change. His eye absolutely flashes, his chest heaves with excitement beneath the ancient piece of sacking that protects his form from thorns. If the rabbit falls to the shot, he yells with exultation; if it be missed, an expression of morose and gloomy disappointment settles on his face, as who should say, Things are played out; the world is worthless!

      On their Beat.

      All these characteristics are the keeper's despair; though, to be sure, he has

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