Audiobook8 hours
My Auto-Biography by Joe Biden
Written by J. Galt Escort
Narrated by Mark Williams
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
()
About this audiobook
It's All Here! The Life of The Joe
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."
- William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night.
(What the Bard of Avon might have written even today had he the opportunity to meet the King of Kovid and the Cyclic Cycler of Redundancy and Recursive Mental Fluidity).
And so it is that this Man for All Reasons now graces the world with his wisdom and his downright homeyness. What a delight to read and learn of the man's own thoughts before they vanish like ice in hot water. For like ice itself, his thoughts are hard and inflexible, which must demonstrate a kind of mental gymnastics as they nonetheless transition from liquidity to cold concrete and then quickly evaporate into the heavens like a carbonated food print.
The Guiding Principles of Joe's Life
The Eight Big Attitudes
(1) Blessed are the chic who mumble for they shall become president. (2) Blessed are our boarders for they shall pay rent. (3) Blessed are the homeless for they shall seem odd and live in California. (4) Blessed are the corrupt for they shall run the Department of Justice. (5) Blessed are the naked for they are for touching and sniffing. (6) Blessed is foreign policy for it is for them and not us. (7) Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for tail for they shall be with Hunter.
The wit and wisdom of The Big Guy, Joe of the Magic Syntax, who once said, "There is no reason to be afraid, for tax for sins like drugs and stuff makes think me things many and more." Read more about Joe's syntax from the perspective of a grammarian inside.
Or, as the great American poet ee cummings might have written had he been around today, "Joey lives in a pretty White House, within go leaving aides and out. Sultry passes, swampy gasses, and goes the luster with the muster. Called attention to are we, all the Greenies, meanies not. I order got no my to thoughts, just my Twitter writ by bots."
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."
- William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night.
(What the Bard of Avon might have written even today had he the opportunity to meet the King of Kovid and the Cyclic Cycler of Redundancy and Recursive Mental Fluidity).
And so it is that this Man for All Reasons now graces the world with his wisdom and his downright homeyness. What a delight to read and learn of the man's own thoughts before they vanish like ice in hot water. For like ice itself, his thoughts are hard and inflexible, which must demonstrate a kind of mental gymnastics as they nonetheless transition from liquidity to cold concrete and then quickly evaporate into the heavens like a carbonated food print.
The Guiding Principles of Joe's Life
The Eight Big Attitudes
(1) Blessed are the chic who mumble for they shall become president. (2) Blessed are our boarders for they shall pay rent. (3) Blessed are the homeless for they shall seem odd and live in California. (4) Blessed are the corrupt for they shall run the Department of Justice. (5) Blessed are the naked for they are for touching and sniffing. (6) Blessed is foreign policy for it is for them and not us. (7) Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for tail for they shall be with Hunter.
The wit and wisdom of The Big Guy, Joe of the Magic Syntax, who once said, "There is no reason to be afraid, for tax for sins like drugs and stuff makes think me things many and more." Read more about Joe's syntax from the perspective of a grammarian inside.
Or, as the great American poet ee cummings might have written had he been around today, "Joey lives in a pretty White House, within go leaving aides and out. Sultry passes, swampy gasses, and goes the luster with the muster. Called attention to are we, all the Greenies, meanies not. I order got no my to thoughts, just my Twitter writ by bots."
Related to My Auto-Biography by Joe Biden
Related audiobooks
My Father's Evening Star: A "This I Believe" Essay Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Gentle Grafter Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsZorra Boys at Home and Abroad, or, How to Succeed Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsReturn to Glory: The Powerful Stirring of the Black Race Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5What Is Time to a Pig? Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Standing For Something: Ten Neglected Virtues That Will Heal Our Hearts And Homes Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Gone Fishin' Portfolio, 2nd Edition: Get Wise, Get Wealthy...and Get on With Your Life Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Executricks: Or How to Retire While You're Still Working Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Memoirs Extraordinary Populare Delusions and the Madness Crowds Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Club of Queer Trades Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Last Refuge: A Dewey Andreas Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Lion Where There Were Lambs: The Quest For Truth, Justice, And The Rule Of Law In The Pacific Northwest Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Price of Prosperity: Why Rich Nations Fail and How to Renew Them Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Walden Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Rational Animal: How Evolution Made Us Smarter Than We Think Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bearded Gospel Men: The Epic Quest for Manliness and Godliness Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Mansion of Happiness: A History of Life and Death Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Château Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Kalooki Nights Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Peace with God: The Secret of Happiness Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mr. President, Collection 1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Napoleon of Notting Hill - Book 1 (Unabridged) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPeace Kills: America's Fun New Imperialism Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5American Hiro: The Adventures of Benihana's Rocky Aoki and How He Built a Legacy Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGeorge Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Jason King and the Mystery of the Galactic Lights Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Oncoming Storm Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Miracles and Massacres: True and Untold Stories of the Making of America Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Biography & Memoir For You
From Blood and Ash Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sure, I'll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Local Woman Missing Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pet Sematary Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The House in the Cerulean Sea Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If He Had Been with Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Divine Rivals: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Twisted Love Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fairy Tale Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Then There Were None Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I'll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Child Called It: One Child's Courage to Survive Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Institute: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Elon Musk Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Series of Unfortunate Events #1 Multi-Voice, A: The Bad Beginning Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Overstory Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Bell Jar Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Leave the World Behind: A Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5When No One Is Watching: A Thriller Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Ivy League Counterfeiter Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5See You on the Way Down: Catch You on the Way Back Up! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Small Mercies: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Year of Magical Thinking Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Paris Apartment: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5In Five Years: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come: One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Good Girls Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dutch House: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for My Auto-Biography by Joe Biden
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
0 ratings
0 ratings0 reviews