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Van Helsing R.I.P.
Written by Theophilus Monroe and Michael Anderle
Narrated by Rebecca Mitchell
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The ghost of the greatest vampire hunter in history is coming for us.
Along with his children . . .
How do you beat a ghost who also wields the magic of the Scholomance?
Can you even kill something that's already dead?
In our attempt to figure it out, we pissed off another ghost. This time—the spirit of a demented doctor who used to run an asylum.
The spirits are coming at us from every direction.
If we can't put them to rest . . . then we'll join them in death before long.
Along with his children . . .
How do you beat a ghost who also wields the magic of the Scholomance?
Can you even kill something that's already dead?
In our attempt to figure it out, we pissed off another ghost. This time—the spirit of a demented doctor who used to run an asylum.
The spirits are coming at us from every direction.
If we can't put them to rest . . . then we'll join them in death before long.
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