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Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book
Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book
Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book
Audiobook6 hours

Psychos: A White Girl Problems Book

Written by Babe Walker

Narrated by Tavia Gilbert

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

3.5/5

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About this audiobook

In this hysterical follow-up to the New York Times bestseller White Girl Problems, Babe Walker travels the globe as she tries to figure out the answer to the question foremost on everyone's mind—including hers: Who is Babe Walker?

If you’re one of the hundreds of thousands who devoured Babe Walker’s New York Times bestselling novel White Girl Problems or one of the million people who read her blog or follow her on Twitter daily, then you’ve obviously been waiting with bated breath for her hilarious follow-up novel, Psychos.

Fresh from a four-month stint in rehab for her “alleged” shopping addiction, Babe Walker returns home to Bel Air ten pounds lighter (thanks to a stomach virus), having made amends (she told a counselor with bad skin she was smart) and confronted her past (after meeting her birth mother for the first time—a fashion model turned farmer lesbian). Although delighted to be home and determined to maintain her hard-won inner peace, Babe now faces a host of outside forces seemingly intent on derailing her path to positive change. Not only is she being trailed by an anonymous stalker, but she’s also reunited with the love of her life, a relationship that she cannot seem to stop self-sabotaging.

Babe’s newfound spirituality, coupled with her faith in the universe and its messages, leads her all over the world: shoulder dancing in Paris, tripping out in Amsterdam, and hooking up in the Mediterranean, only to land her back in New York City, forced to choose between a man who is perfect in every way (except for one small detail) and a man who could be The One if only he didn’t drive Babe to utter insanity.

Unapologetic and uproarious, Psychos is the send-up of the season—already as timeless as vintage Dior.
LanguageEnglish
Release dateApr 29, 2014
ISBN9781442370470
Author

Babe Walker

Babe Walker is a New York Times bestselling author, which is insane. She lives in Los Angeles. You can find her on Twitter @WhiteGrlProblem, Instagram @BabeWalker, and Facebook at Facebook.com/TheBabeWalker. She co-owns Swish (makers of White Girl Rosé and Babe Rosé With Bubbles) with the Fat Jew, also super insane.

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  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    Chic/chick-lit at its finest. This book was hilarious and entertaining. Never a dull moment. There were some X rated scenes/language but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is marketed as a memoir but it's not really a memoir. This story was made up by two brothers and their friend. They did an excellent job telling the story of what a lot of privileged teens/young adults experience; from being spoiled since birth and ending up in rehab. I would recommend this book to anyone that does not offend easily, has a sense of humor, and a fashion sense! :)
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    If you want to laugh about the lives of the rich and famous, this book is for you.

  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Okay, so let me just say that this novel is very unconventional. You can expect the unexpected with this one, but it's exactly what I adored in this tale by Babe Walker. From the Caribbean maid to the main character's wild trysts I couldn't contain my laughter. Looking forward to reading the next one!
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    1/5
    I'm in the middle of this right now (white girl problems #15) and I find I'm still reading it simply because I spent money on the ebook. This chic is completely delusional and disgusting!! She makes me think this is what the teens from that MTV show "My Sweet 16" grew up to be like. Obviously this character never had any limits or punishments as a child. I hope I can finish it soon. I did want to like this book. I thought it would be funnier than it really is. Maybe this character should just stay in rehab for the rest of her life.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This book was such a light, fun read. It had me laughing out loud. I can't believe more people here haven't read/reviewed it. I'm big on exploring new books, and exploring my options. So, I ventured outside of my horror/suspense genre comfort zone, and read this for fun. I couldn't put it down. I adored it. The main character is vapid, and shallow. There's really no plot, or story. Just a bunch of little stories she's telling to explain why her life is at the point it's at. The stories are hysterical though. If you're looking for a fun beach read, or something light and fun definitely pick this up.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    Pros:
    * I know these types of girls
    * Great LA references
    * Over-the-top

    Cons:
    * Not enough outfit sketches

    This book is an awesome satirical look at life of a celebutant in LA. Easy, fun read that'll have you laughing constantly.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    This book was recommended to me as a friend, and with a title like that how am I supposed to say no. It centers around a girl named Babe Walker, and her 'white girl problems'. Basically she's super rich, and spoiled, and she has issues stepping out into the real world. In the beginning I liked it, I thought it was funny, a light read. By the end I was so annoyed that someone spent their time, writing chapter after chapter of this fictional brat bitching about her life. If I could unread this, I would.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    Chic/chick-lit at its finest. This book was hilarious and entertaining. Never a dull moment. There were some X rated scenes/language but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is marketed as a memoir but it's not really a memoir. This story was made up by two brothers and their friend. They did an excellent job telling the story of what a lot of privileged teens/young adults experience; from being spoiled since birth and ending up in rehab. I would recommend this book to anyone that does not offend easily, has a sense of humor, and a fashion sense! :)
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    What a wonderful book this is! I dont believe I've read anything like this before. From the very first sentence I was hooked! I loved the main character Babe Walker! She's the kind of girl you'll either love or hate. The entire book I was laughing, sometimes so much that I had tears streaming down my face and people staring at me like I was a crazy person! I kept reading people random excerpts! I love how Babe doesnt hold anything back or spare any feelings! Absolutely hysterical!!