Audiobook6 hours
Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
Written by Sarah Colonna
Narrated by Sarah Colonna
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
4.5/5
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About this audiobook
How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve?
Ask Sarah Colonna.
Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart-not to mention your pants.
Ask Sarah Colonna.
Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart-not to mention your pants.
Author
Sarah Colonna
Sarah Colonna is a stand-up comedian, actress, and New York Times bestselling author. Well known as a popular roundtable regular on the hit late night talk show Chelsea Lately, she also served as a full-time writer on the show, as well as a producer, writer, and star of the spin-off scripted series After Lately. Sarah tours the country headlining comedy clubs and appears regularly on television.
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Reviews for Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Funny, honest, flows really well. Great as audio book. Do it
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I have been a fan of Sarah Colonna since I saw her on Chelsea Lately. I bought her first book and enjoyed it. Last night, I got to see her perform in person and got to meet her as well. I bought a copy of her new book (this one) and she signed it and my copy of her first book that I brought with me.
All I can say about this book is that if you're a fan of her, you love it. And if you're not, you should read it anyway. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Quirky, witty and enjoyable to read. I could even relate to some of her stories! It was well written and I found myself finishing it in a weekend. Hope to read more by this author in the future.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I am not starting my review with a quote because nothing really stuck out enough for me to highlight it. I read Sarah Colonna's first book and loved it. Her first book was hilarious so I was excited to read this book. Unfortunately I don't feel like this book comes close to her first book in regards to humor and interest level.In this book Colonna shares stories about her dating experiences during her late thirties. She does tell stories about other things but dating is the main theme. Quite honestly I didn't find many of her dating stories or stories about being single all that funny. In fact, some were downright boring (like the story about the major league baseball player). The stories I ended up liking the most were the ones that had nothing to do with her love life (like when she talked about her late cat, Mischief). I did enjoy getting to read about how she met her now fiance, Jon. I do hope that when they get married that Ross Matthews officiates their wedding in a tutu. While the book wasn't bad it also wasn't great. If you're a big fan of Sarah Colonna you will enjoy this. Thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for the galley.