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    Stories I'd Tell in Bars
    Stories I'd Tell in Bars
    Stories I'd Tell in Bars
    Audiobook8 hours

    Stories I'd Tell in Bars

    Written by Jen Lancaster

    Narrated by Jen Lancaster and John Fletcher

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    About this audiobook

    Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder. As she details the chaos that will surely ensue if she has to learn to operate one more television remote control, you'll want to settle in and pour yourself a tall one. Because what's more fun than hearing a friend share her favorite stories?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateApr 23, 2019
    ISBN9781721364657
    Stories I'd Tell in Bars
    Author

    Jen Lancaster

    JEN LANCASTER is a New York Times bestselling author who has sold well over a million books. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, Jen has made a career out of documenting her attempts to shape up, grow up and have it all—sometimes with disastrous results. Her novel Here I Go Again received three starred reviews (Kirkus Reviews, Booklist and Publishers Weekly). Her memoir I Regret Nothing was named an Amazon Best Book of the Year, and she’s regularly a finalist in the Goodreads Choice Awards. Jen has appeared on The Today Show, as well as CBS This Morning, Fox News, NPR All Things Considered and The Joy Behar Show, among others. She lives in Chicago with her husband and her many dogs and cats. Visit her website, jenlancaster.com, and find her on Twitter, @altgeldshrugged.

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    • 5/5
      Awesome as always ~ Jen is one of my favorite authors of all time and this one does not disappoint. She's one of the few people that can always make me laugh out loud!
    • 4/5
      Made me laugh out loud!