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    Divine and Dateless
    Divine and Dateless
    Divine and Dateless
    Audiobook8 hours

    Divine and Dateless

    Written by Tara West

    Narrated by Hollie Jackson

    3.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go all the way . . .

    What can be worse than electrocuting yourself while getting ready for your internet date? Realizing the hot stud you've been fondling is the Grim Reaper? Being chased by a sex-crazed bloated, naked corpse? How about an eternity of more bad hair days and horrific dates? Or lusting after the one guy in all the afterlife whose hydrophobia rivals his fear of commitment? Yeah, that's a whole lot worse.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateJun 18, 2019
    ISBN9781630155254
    Divine and Dateless
    Author

    Tara West

    A former high school English teacher, I now work from home as a full-time novelist and graphic designer. I love dragons, handsome heroes, and chocolate. I'm willing to share my dragons and heroes. Keep your hands off my chocolate!

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      It unexpectedly good. I will continue listening to the whole series